The "Pretend You're A Crazy Person That Rants In The Science Forum" Thread (Page 5)

Wild__: I'd pitch in for his ransom or bail

And as I live within driving distance of SITS I will be happy to take the lead in collecting donations.

CoIin: I'll pitch in for a polka dot thong lest he be accused of lewd and lascivious behavior again

Wild__: Public nudity is legal in some parts of San Francisco. They even have an ordinance that nudists must place a towel down before sitting on a public bench.

CoIin: Well, if you don't want to put on clothes, I'm not gonna stop you

Wild__: Do flip flops constitute clothes?

CoIin: Depends what you do with them. See also fig leafs

CoIin: In Scotland, we don't seem to be plagued by this public nudity turpitude.

I guess we're just morally superior

Wild__: I only display public nudity at the public laundrymat.

CoIin: As long as you lay down a towel first

Wild__: Morally superior? Try tellin' that to our local Bible thumpers.

CoIin: Hit them with "Euthyphro's dilemma". That might shut them up. If they can understand it.

But they never can

Wild__: If ALL of my clothes are in the washing machine, it stands to reason that all of my towels are in there too. I just have to stand.

CoIin: How do other customers manage to avoid such an awkward predicament?

Wild__: I don't know. I'll have to learn Spanish so I can ask.

Oh ... are we thread crapping?

CoIin: Think of it as holding the fort

Wild__: Until SITS returns...

PIWINK: And I thought I was'nt pretending. No science found here, just self truths!

CoIin: The self-truth refutation

Part 1
A: You're in denial
B: No, I'm not



Part 2
A; You're in denial
B: Yes, I am

Wild__: I'm not in denial and I'm not an alcholic either.

CoIin: I'm still in daniel about my dyslexia

CoIin: Well, let's hope we both teg lwel noso

Wild__: I hear 5 out of 4 dyslexics have trouble with fractions.

CoIin: Fractions??!!

I've been adding iron facts

CoIin: Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE

PIWINK: After putting a certain magnet on a certain washer, turned a certain way with 3 drops of distilled water on top in the sunshine at 100 degree heat and having it get refridgerater cold in 2.5 minutes I figured all bets are off now. This is a truth as such life has delt to me. Its just a sample of my crazy science world and not as funny or simple any more as it was.