Who owns the moon? (Page 12) Corwin: I'll say thanks for bumping this thread, Lori. It was a good read, and brought back some fond memories of Wire-past. Some fun was had here back then, even with the intrusion of lunatics and their thread-crapping (like yourself). But all in all, some good times. But, now, as was the case then, this thread is NOT about your "fake Moon" crap. It's about Moon ownership. LiptonCambell hasn't been around in a very long time, and cannot defend his thread, so please do respect it and crap elsewhere. It would be much appreciated. Oh.... and I own the Moon.     gutz2122: The moon is no differrent than any other peice of land. Whomeever can stake their portion and defend it owns it. Corwin: I've staked the entire Moon as my own, and it's defended by my army of mutant Space-Rottweilers armed with lazer-guns.  gutz2122: Well , apperantly your Space-Rottweilers weren't strong enough..cuz China had a run of the place less than a month ago... might wanna talk to them about that.  AretoNyx: I wonder if ever there will be people living on the moon. It is expensive to get there for sure. Corwin: The Chinese space agency outsmarted me by installing fire-hydrants on the far-side. My mutant Space Rottweilers have shifted loyalties.  Corwin: Of course. But may I recommend simply purchasing the deed to the desired property? It's a merely a one-time transaction, and that way they are only subject to yearly property taxes, which are rather small considering the lack of municipal services and infrastructure. No roads, no schools, no garbage pickup... although snow-removal is free of charge.  I'm looking at a nice spot near the Sea of Tranquility that they might find appealing. And there's a nearby crater that strikingly resembles an inverted yamaka.  Solvento: You all may have presented valid palpable arguments but I didnot personally read any of them, as I have knowingly in my possesion the. real. answer. And I will list it for you below in a way you will inextricably be able to understand: Firstly, and with great relevence, I will admit that I may or may not like you. Be that as it may or may-not, it is within my power to effectually push-on with my life and produce something of worth and worthwhile worthiness. However! In order to form a more perfect union of successfully effectual life experiences I feel that if it so happens that we cannot come to terms with that successfulness we should agree to //part ways// with one another so that the berth of life, which is very wide, can be properly experienced by myself and quite possibly you as well, by simply getting-on-with-it. In other words, I'm moving out. Secondly, the absordidness (ridiculousness) of there ever having been a problem at all should prove as being self-evident that it is NOT possible to do _simply_ and in-so-much-as we may try to be do'ing this thing it cannot be done, seemingly whatsoever if it cannot be done alone at all. Then, in that case you have sinned. simply. And lastly, be'ing that you have sinned and it be'ing impossibly not-my-fault, as I could not have simultaneously desired to be "getting-on-with-it" and demonically provoking you to disheval the berth of my successful effectual life experiences then, ofcourse, there would a lack of room for the both of us... on Earth. ... So I conclude, soundly and with great sanity that the only palpable argument at-all be that... I own the Moon itself. Because it is an obvious condition of sanity to attempt to console any severe mental affliction with a responsible and poignant resolution with-so-much-as and at the very least... a sentiment. So justly, I own, by Human neurological physiological conception... the Moon. Which I have named--- OO, pronounced Oh'oh. I would thus, at this time claim as my birthright that any damages or offenses my property has inadvertantly caused, deaths, floods, dusting, disease or un-ease is non-admissable in court and I cannot be held liable for these conditions or natures, both man-made or otherwise considered acts of God. I would also like the record to reflect that any and all nuclear testing cease immediately as it is considered if nothing else presently, to be an effortery. | Science Chat Room 2 People Chatting Similar Conversations |
