Let's all screw ourselves. (Page 2)

Angry Beaver: well I tried! hahahaha

AAAAARRRGH: I'm pretty old... what's that?... ONLY 28?!...

Angry Beaver: 60 here, I win lol

AAAAARRRGH: I'm not even as old as my neighbor's mickey D's order that he has in the freezer!

Angry Beaver: Bwahahahahaha I'm Methusulah's older brother

AAAAARRRGH: yeah methuselah must have been a martian

Angry Beaver: who told you?

AAAAARRRGH: God

Angry Beaver: I told him not to tell! dammit

AAAAARRRGH: lol

TheloniousSphereMonk: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement

AAAAARRRGH: Thelonious has the answer!

WonderWoman1: I thought asteroids is about to hit earth?

Angry Beaver: I had bad asteroids once, had to get cream for them

AAAAARRRGH: I think that the either the leader of america or the leader of the soviet union will be playing around with buttons and then accidentally nuke every other country

AAAAARRRGH: very reasonable

MJ59: Make America Radioactive Again!

MJ59: All good, they took his button away