36+ hours till work

I'm sick of being employed. How do I get free money from the government to sit on my arse and do nothing?

Dear Sh!t Day at Work

Dear Sh!t Day at Work

I feel it necessary at this time to state that as of my first beer (several hours ago), I am incapable of being affected by your constant, grinding efforts to demorilize me further.
The consistant, unpleasant issues that you have thrown at me over the last 30 odd hours, have been a challenge and not one I am keen to pursue at this juncture.
As such, go fvck yourself.

Regards,

Canks.


Dear Beer

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways,
1. Cold
2. In large quantities
etc...

I bought curtains

My rock-solid bachelor attitude has succumbed. I've found myself in need of and actually purchasing curtains.
Before anyone explodes with excitement, I should mention, I didn't measure the windows and the curtains don't fit.