"Yo what!"

My internet connection is 3rd world.

My levels of frustration are about to result in my head exploding like a balloon. I don't expect much, just the odd game and some net surfing.
But FFS, since the provider I spent ages researching before investing money in, got bought by another one about a year ago, I've had nothing but fvcking problems.

Long story cut short, FVCK YOU VODAPHONE!. Fvck you and the half-arsed, pisspoor, deadshit, more expensive, incompetent "service" you claim to provide.