ala_freaking_bama: is it a deer or .....
a dad is grilling some deer meat 2 children a boy and a girl come up and the boy ask "dad what kinda meat is that ?" dad says "ill give you a hint its what ya mom calls me all the time." and the girl exclaims "dont eat that that thats an asshole
ala_freaking_bama: life starts at conception
ala_freaking_bama: this is awesome
ala_freaking_bama: i saw a 83 woman on tv yesterday she said she was banging guys 1/2 her age 3 times a week ....she is my new hero
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Averie: Let's just say she is a dumb arse who walked into the "wrong apartment" and freaked when she heard the shuffling... She didn't even try to help him after realising her mistake. She was only concerned about herself and how it would affect her. Plus, she was sexting her MARRIED partner that same night and days later. If I had killed a totally innocent man because of my dumb arsery, do you think I'd be thinking about having sex? I'd be having mental breakdowns and suicidal thoughts. The woman is sick and I still can't believe they gave her only 10 years.
Averie: It's also so crazy how all those people in the court room were comforting her. For what??? Lots of black men in America go to jail for crimes they didn't even commit and I don't see nobody rubbing their heads and giving them hugs. Then, those jurors said they only wanted to do what "Botham would want them to do" and I'm like how do yall know what he would've wanted? This woman done killed this man like a dog in this own apartment. Put some respect on his name and give her the appropriate sentencing! Not some 10 year BS she'll only serve 5 out of.
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn’t bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem.
I’m gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?”
“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get.”
ala_freaking_bama: i suppose this happens often
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Shadowslacker: Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around lepers and thieves. He wasn’t American and never spoke English. Jesus was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (Matt. 6:6); but He was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion or birth control, never called the poor lazy, never justified torture, never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes, never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired brown-skinned homeless, community organizing anti-slut-shaming, middle Eastern Jew.
Doesn't sound Republican to me?
ala_freaking_bama: i love to fish ......
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
ala_freaking_bama: this is so cool ......