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ala_freaking_bama: would you ned matches ?

A spiritualist who’d recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she’d just received a message from her dead husband – asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes.
“The only thing is,” she mused, “that I don’t know where to send them.”
“Why not?” asked her friend.
“Well, he didn’t actually say that he was in Heaven – but I can’t imagine he’d be in Hell.”
“Hm,” responded the friend. “Well, maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but. . . he didn’t mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?”
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ala_freaking_bama to Brandijoi12: things going good you nd the family ?

are you still going to rallys ?
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ala_freaking_bama: ::cheers:
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ala_freaking_bama: RIP DR HOOK
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ala_freaking_bama: dr hook and the medicene show :
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dodgercharger1979fan: For a moment , I thought that stage was the Grand Ole Ophry
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Super Esquire: This one is for you, Bama
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ala_freaking_bama: haha thank you
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Super Esquire: 😁👍
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ala_freaking_bama: elvis presley the greatest of all time would had been 85 today .......the sad part 2 of his grandchilden is not able to attend a celebration
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dodgercharger1979fan: Oh I thought they were in different states lol, my bad. And for the record, yes I walked many times the Beale Street that same joourney, Houston - Dallas - Memphis - New Orleans- Houston and back home
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ala_freaking_bama: elvis lived in memphis tenneesee but he was borned and raised in tupelo mississippi
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dodgercharger1979fan
dodgercharger1979fan: Ah see, I knew Tupelo was in another state lol. Only that was Mississippi and not Missouri my bad. Anyhow, what I meant was that when you go to Graceland, you can visit a small museum there, it's like a smaller replica of the one in Tupelo, where you can see all related to his childhood
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ala_freaking_bama: the dummycrats are bound and determine they gonna get trump 1 way or the other
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Halfrican amurican
Halfrican amurican: The whole thing needs an overhaul. Not a huge fan of either party but
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ala_freaking_bama in reply to Halfrican amurican: you and me both dummycrats and repuklicans
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ala_freaking_bama: winter time in oklahoma


There was a blonde in Oklahoma that was married 1 time . One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”she goes out and moves her car.
A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through.” so she goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park……”, then the electric power goes out. she is very upset and, with a worried look on her face, she says, “Honey, I don’ know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in in her hubby's voice, like all the men who are married to blondes exhibit, Michael says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time.
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WonderWoman1: 🤣
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ala_freaking_bama: usualy how my date night is :

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea, “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.
“Why, what happened?” asked his mother.
“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook.”
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queenbeexoxo: Hahaha
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ala_freaking_bama: Two friends are chatting…
“I will give one million dollars to the person who will fulfill my wish.”
“What is your wish?”
“That somebody would give me two million dollars.”
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iFICIAL_: loooooooool
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ala_freaking_bama: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chloebella: happy new year bam bam
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Lucy Bullish Pearl: Happy New Year!!
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Lucy Bullish Pearl: Gave you a Happy New Years joke!
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ala_freaking_bama in reply to Lucy Bullish Pearl: happy new year !!!!!
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ala_freaking_bama: yes but do it for any rape

https://themindunleashed.com/2019/06/alabama-passes-bill-child-molesters-chemical-castration.html?fbclid=IwAR1rMfJJ89l-mYhEfRDprZcpb8k8uEny16FEL3Z7ACQIewxGINIIQFog-sQ
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West John: Lmfaao
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ala_freaking_bama: https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/familys-bible-survives-christmas-eve-fire-in-socastee?fbclid=IwAR2pi6zu6Z12djxgFGKA3Bpo-G5jaxRmbCGwpV03ah0IGoHlYWnc-zDCBaU
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ala_freaking_bama to Gray Catt: merry CHRISTmas to you
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Gray Catt: Merry Christmas sorry its late saying it to u and u have a super new year hugs and lov 2 u lov Pam
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ala_freaking_bama: sounds exactly like me


A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. “Don’t go,” he yelled at the screen. “Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!”
His wife called from the kitchen, “What on earth are you watching?”
“Our wedding video.”
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West John: Lol
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Lucy Bullish Pearl: That's you. Loooooool
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ala_freaking_bama to ErikaD: single ?? come here you dont have o be single
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ala_freaking_bama: this is sad

https://abc3340.com/news/local/3-teens-killed-in-christmas-night-crash-in-alabama?fbclid=IwAR39Cy_fY_tSYIM-rLBjpb21kYhjh10Y_W4KVxoh7PBeoWcg54acS9bbxAI
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ala_freaking_bama: straight up


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Little Johnny’s teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to “Spell Straight.”
Little Johnny: “S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T.”
Teacher: “Correct; what does it mean?”
Little Johnny: “Without ginger ale.
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ala_freaking_bama to Gray Catt: merry CHRISTmas
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ala_freaking_bama: merry CHRISTmas !!!!!!!!!
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dodgercharger1979fan: Merry Christmas Bama
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queenbeexoxo: merry christmas!
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West John: Merry Christmas bama
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