I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

Interests

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Body Type
Few extra pounds
Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
Smoking Habits
Occasionally
Religion
Christian (non-catholic)
Drinking Habits
Socially
Sign
Gemini
Look
Average looks
Body Art
No body art
Hair Color
Brown
Hair Style
Medium straight
Eyes
Brown
Living Situation
Living with spouse
Job
Other
Education
Professional degree/certification
Children
I do not have any children
Spending Habits
I live for today - not attached to money
Sense of Humor
I love telling jokes and stories
Goal
Knowledge
Best Place to Live
Abroad
Eating Habits
I enjoy food to its fullest
Height
179 cm - 183 cm (5'11" - 6')
Fashion
Casual (I'm usually in my jeans)
Pets
I like traditional pets
Political View
Depends
Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual (straight)