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Oh, I hope some day I'll make it out of here
Even if it takes all night or a hundred years
Need a place to hide, but I can't find one near
Wanna feel alive, outside I can fight my fear

AniaDelRey
AniaDelRey: I'm at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it now copy and share make someone else laugh
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Sierrra_: I shall try that next time, I get asked that all time
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itryhard: Omg lol
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HardlyInsane: This is funny ever time I hear it, the images you get in your head. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Arrianne_: love you sis
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AniaDelRey: love you too
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Arrianne_: Missed you a lot
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AniaDelRey: Missed you too
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Arrianne_ in reply to AniaDelRey: Weird being back here
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AniaDelRey: Lol yeah
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AniaDelRey: bbl
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AniaDelRey: bbl
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AniaDelRey to HardlyInsane: hellooooooooooooo
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HardlyInsane: What's uppppppppppppp
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AniaDelRey: Da skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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HardlyInsane: Ceiling for me. Lmfao
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AniaDelRey: I'll bbiab
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LUCY SWEET in reply to genieofmagic2017: drama queen
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HardlyInsane: Hello aniaaa
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ShuffleLove: Wire was born with drama queen
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AniaDelRey: bbl
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V i r u z: ew
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AniaDelRey: Could one friend please copy and repost? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.
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Everett Mason: Is that ur number
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AniaDelRey: There
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AniaDelRey: Should I make a chatroom
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AniaDelRey: What should I name it?
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Gamora24: I wove Ania
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AniaDelRey: Bored
I'm so boreddddddd
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Gamora24: Oof
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ShuffleLove: 😳😳😳
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https_fakelove: Love it
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Alice 01: That looks amazing !
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