attydallas3: "Jailhouse Funny" - Just got this one in w. a letter from one of my clients in jail. It was actually printed on a piece of paper, so apparently a (staff member?) printed it up and passed copies around to inmates (and staff?). Keep in mind that Dallas Co. is Democrat, btw :
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NEWS FLASH!!!
The Washington Redskins finally dropped their offensive name. Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced today that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins."
It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.
attydallas3: Same client also mentioned this joke in his letter, that is apparently making the rounds inside there, too (no offense meant to anyone, btw ):
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Q: What do you get when you have a hundred politicians and a hundred lesbians in the same room?
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NEWS FLASH!!!
The Washington Redskins finally dropped their offensive name. Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced today that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins."
It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.
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Q: What do you get when you have a hundred politicians and a hundred lesbians in the same room?
A: Two hundred people who don't do d***.
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