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So, this is apparently enough of a problem at enough tables for a subclass to have been made for weabo D&D players.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/subclasses/35444-anime-swordsman#c26

I've also been told there's a section in the NGR system rule book on how to create a proper edgelord character.
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Aura_: Santa's Little Helper:
Rogue base--for sneaking in and out of homes unseen. Proficiency with tinkering tools. Keen mind feat to help navigate the flying sleigh and knowing exactly which child is getting what toy.
Fear of getting on the naughty list gives you a -2 to deception.
Climbing up and down chimneys gives you +2 to athletics

Christmas Spirit: Inflict +5 psychic damage with any attack by loudly singing Christmas songs

Class only available to gnomes and halflings
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i am hatstand:
I can't help....in light of my massive lack of interest and profound ignorance....and my lack of understanding of the subject matter at hand....but....along with the booze and drugs I am on atm....find this post interesting and engaging....so much so....however ephemeral it may be....that I shall award it a gold star 'wibble' award....

no...you're welcome....

go about your business like nothing really matters....
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Aura_: the premise of the show Mini Prime Time
-invite people to be on it
-make them feel as uncomfortable as you possibly can
-paint some minis together.

You'd think that wouldn't work? But it does.
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Aura_: Also, ask everyone what's it like to be married to Laura Bailey regardless of their relationship to Laura Bailey.
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Aura_: I need something soft and sticky and sweet to go with my coffee.
I am going to get myself a cinnamon bun or something.

And if anyone has a problem with that, they can fill out a form and I'll get back to them after my coffee.
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Rice Rice Baby: And two for me
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justme0123: Ooh delicious. Enjoy!
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Aura_: It's been just me in the office since I came back from work. But I have the key so I could lock up and in the 10 minutes I went to the store the place hasn't burned down
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Aura_:

I am learning a lot listening to D&D green text stories.

For instance, if you want a certain NPC to be important to the plot, don't make them betray/trick/take advantage of the adventuring party because they WILL kill said NPC first chance they get for being an asshole.
And it will be all down murder hobo hill from there.
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Aura_: iilluminaughtii says she's not accepting DMs from her friends anymore, because they sent her mimic porn.

mimic
porn

Wait, so it's like a chest and a bookcase getting it on?

Why is mimic porn a thing?


...
Why have none of you send me any mimic porn?
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BAD_WOLF__: You can fill a mimics hole endlessly.
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Aura_: impressive
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BAD_WOLF__ in reply to Aura_: On the Teamfourstar D&D stream the DM Chris Zito made I believe what is now an official class of playable mimics.
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Aura_: "personalized ads" means showing me the sweater I JUST bought for US$ 11.00 and trying to sell it to me for US$ 34.00?
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Rice Rice Baby: Lol that’s some shady shit going on
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Geoff: Poorly configured personalised ads.

Was it from the same retailer?
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Aura_: Not the same retailer
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Aura_: Welp that's enough out of that.

Some people are just blinded by hate of the unfamiliar I suppose. I am not going to get angry.
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Geoff: The association of transgender or even gay rights with allowing paedophilia is a ridiculous one. I don't know that it's possible to bring someone back from being that bigoted.
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Geoff in reply to Aura_: Oh, I went and looked. Fucking clowns.

But I'm not going to go and start a fight with such people on Wire. It will only entrench their fucknutted ignorance.
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Aura_: I wasn't trying to fight. And I'm not going to get angry.

95% chance it's not going to be an issue of seeing these people on my wall for long anyway. Because I've never met anyone who was an asshole on one single topic only.
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Aura_: Yoda is actually just a space goblin, isn't he?
That's why they never named the species.
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby in reply to Aura_: That sounds like Wolfie. Only that he’s not green 🤔
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Malty_ in reply to Rice Rice Baby: He's green on the inside.
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BAD_WOLF__: How did this become about me?
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Aura_: I have no use for it in the Caribbean, but I need it so much.
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Malty_: I want one in bottle green or navy blue
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justme0123: I can't wait to see a pic of this!!!!
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Aura_: Shipping costs more than the sweater and it won't be here until like, half December. the joys of living in the middle of nowhere.
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Aura_: So...apparently...My Chemical Romance is back.
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Aura_: Nope, I can't do it. I can't listen to anything Black Parade without putting on Mama


Shall we waltz?

We're damned, after all
Through fortune and flame, we fall
And if you can stay, then I'll show you the way
To return from the ashes you call
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby: Back...as in with new music or? I still cling to the old one. And after your listening to your two...i cant help but pull this out. I still have their music in my folder along with a few from The Killers and 3 Door Down.


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Aura_: As far as I can tell, they are doing a reunion tour and black parade is back on the billboards. Only time will tell if there's any new music coming.
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Aura_: So this video on my YouTube feed.
It's two guys in trash bags feeding each other hot dogs.
I am not just unsure if I like it or dislike it.
I am unsure if I love it or loathe it.

Neither fetish video not performance art, I feel like I'm witnessing something that in a couple of decades will be studied in art history as the pioneers of the cringe art movement--art made with the intent of making the audience feel as uncomfortable as they possibly can and sit with those feelings, maybe even enjoy them?
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i am hatstand in reply to BAD_WOLF__:
I could interpret this.....
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i am hatstand in reply to BAD_WOLF__:
oh....wait....wut....no more....?

#nomoremaclunkey

O.o
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Aura_: Mark(iplier) and Ethan (of Crank Gameplay) announced this afternoon that they launched a high concept YouTube channel. Unus Annus (It's Latin, you perverts, get your minds out of the gutter!) It will be up for one year. And then it will get deleted. They promoted it as a Memento Mori. The announcement was a little bit philosophical, a little bit goth, and a little mysterious.

I've seen both these creators move away from their lets play roots and specially Mark has turned into a pretty good movie maker --in my eyes anyway. He's young, but ambitious. So I'm pretty interested in this project.

This evening the first video drops.

"Cooking with Sex Toys"

Damn it! Okay, they got me.

Sorry, you perverts were right to have your head in the gutter. Scoot over a bit, let me rejoin you.
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Aura_: My kids do NOT want a Nintendo Switch for Christmas...

They want a SNES classic mini which comes pre-loaded with 20 classic games and the old-fashioned controllers.
Both of them want that same present--you know, to share.


How did I raise a couple of Hipsters?
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BAD_WOLF__ in reply to Aura_: Such sweet lies.
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Finger6: Are you trying to imply i didnt build the consoles?
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Aura_: One of those "first 3 words will come to you in 2020"

twitter.com/torazora3/status/1194676381982101504

Love, wealth, cock

I mean....I'll take it
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i am hatstand:
Followers....wealth....joy....

time to start that cult methinks....
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fustler
fustler: Whap... Nuk... Gesk...
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i am hatstand in reply to fustler:
time for you to start hunting for elk naked with a spear methinks....
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Aura_: Is it ethical to advice a friend, if ignoring is not an option, to get fucking physiologically nasty?

I mean, high road is best....but still....
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Aura_: Ningen Isu is doing a live-stream
I don't understand Japanese
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Aura_: As far as company logo animations go, Kojima Productions' is pretty cool
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Aura_: "Do you remember the password of this clients QB account you set up well over a year ago?"


no
no I do not.
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Geoff
Geoff: Did you write it down?
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Aura_: we're not allowed to since that's a security risk.
We delivered this file with a very nice chart of accounts and 2 years booked, and the client would handle it in-house from there....and now we're being asked for a password because they locked themselves out.

I don't even want to know why changing the PW was not the very first thing they did after restoring the backup.
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Aura_: Ending sentence sums up this episode of Talks

"I want to thank Laura and Travis for...some reason"
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Aura_: Found sentence of the day (twitter writer's community edition)

I turned my dark fantasy drama into a gothic fantasy romance and everyone needs to not judge me...
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Aura_: There is honestly a fuckton of "all seeing eye" to choose from
The photo-realistic eyes are unnecessarily creepy tho
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Arimyr: I saw a coat with this design, I'll post it.
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Aura_: **squeeeeeee***

OperaGeek is going to play D&D with Matt for charity

But...he'll be the bard and she'll be the sorcerer


Well, alright then?
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Geoff
Geoff:

A singing sorcerer?
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Aura_: She might play it straight? lol

I'm a tiny bit disappointed I won't see her play bard school of the opera, I will admit
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