So, this is apparently enough of a problem at enough tables for a subclass to have been made for weabo D&D players.
I've also been told there's a section in the NGR system rule book on how to create a proper edgelord character.
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Aura_: Santa's Little Helper:
Rogue base--for sneaking in and out of homes unseen. Proficiency with tinkering tools. Keen mind feat to help navigate the flying sleigh and knowing exactly which child is getting what toy.
Fear of getting on the naughty list gives you a -2 to deception.
Climbing up and down chimneys gives you +2 to athletics
Christmas Spirit: Inflict +5 psychic damage with any attack by loudly singing Christmas songs
Class only available to gnomes and halflings
i am hatstand:
I can't help....in light of my massive lack of interest and profound ignorance....and my lack of understanding of the subject matter at hand....but....along with the booze and drugs I am on atm....find this post interesting and engaging....so much so....however ephemeral it may be....that I shall award it a gold star 'wibble' award....
go about your business like nothing really matters....
Aura_: the premise of the show Mini Prime Time
-invite people to be on it
-make them feel as uncomfortable as you possibly can
-paint some minis together.
You'd think that wouldn't work? But it does.
Aura_: I need something soft and sticky and sweet to go with my coffee.
I am going to get myself a cinnamon bun or something.
And if anyone has a problem with that, they can fill out a form and I'll get back to them after my coffee.
I am learning a lot listening to D&D green text stories.
For instance, if you want a certain NPC to be important to the plot, don't make them betray/trick/take advantage of the adventuring party because they WILL kill said NPC first chance they get for being an asshole.
And it will be all down murder hobo hill from there.
Aura_: iilluminaughtii says she's not accepting DMs from her friends anymore, because they sent her mimic porn.
Wait, so it's like a chest and a bookcase getting it on?
Why is mimic porn a thing?
Why have none of you send me any mimic porn?
Aura_: "personalized ads" means showing me the sweater I JUST bought for US$ 11.00 and trying to sell it to me for US$ 34.00?
Aura_: Welp that's enough out of that.
Some people are just blinded by hate of the unfamiliar I suppose. I am not going to get angry.
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Aura_: I wasn't trying to fight. And I'm not going to get angry.
95% chance it's not going to be an issue of seeing these people on my wall for long anyway. Because I've never met anyone who was an asshole on one single topic only.
Aura_: Nope, I can't do it. I can't listen to anything Black Parade without putting on Mama
Shall we waltz?
We're damned, after all
Through fortune and flame, we fall
And if you can stay, then I'll show you the way
To return from the ashes you call
Rice Rice Baby: Back...as in with new music or? I still cling to the old one. And after your listening to your two...i cant help but pull this out. I still have their music in my folder along with a few from The Killers and 3 Door Down.
Aura_: So this video on my YouTube feed.
It's two guys in trash bags feeding each other hot dogs.
I am not just unsure if I like it or dislike it.
I am unsure if I love it or loathe it.
Neither fetish video not performance art, I feel like I'm witnessing something that in a couple of decades will be studied in art history as the pioneers of the cringe art movement--art made with the intent of making the audience feel as uncomfortable as they possibly can and sit with those feelings, maybe even enjoy them?
Aura_: Mark(iplier) and Ethan (of Crank Gameplay) announced this afternoon that they launched a high concept YouTube channel. Unus Annus (It's Latin, you perverts, get your minds out of the gutter!) It will be up for one year. And then it will get deleted. They promoted it as a Memento Mori. The announcement was a little bit philosophical, a little bit goth, and a little mysterious.
I've seen both these creators move away from their lets play roots and specially Mark has turned into a pretty good movie maker --in my eyes anyway. He's young, but ambitious. So I'm pretty interested in this project.
This evening the first video drops.
"Cooking with Sex Toys"
Damn it! Okay, they got me.
Sorry, you perverts were right to have your head in the gutter. Scoot over a bit, let me rejoin you.
Aura_: My kids do NOT want a Nintendo Switch for Christmas...
They want a SNES classic mini which comes pre-loaded with 20 classic games and the old-fashioned controllers.
Both of them want that same present--you know, to share.
How did I raise a couple of Hipsters?
Aura_: Is it ethical to advice a friend, if ignoring is not an option, to get fucking physiologically nasty?
I mean, high road is best....but still....
Aura_: "Do you remember the password of this clients QB account you set up well over a year ago?"
no I do not.
Aura_: we're not allowed to since that's a security risk.
We delivered this file with a very nice chart of accounts and 2 years booked, and the client would handle it in-house from there....and now we're being asked for a password because they locked themselves out.
I don't even want to know why changing the PW was not the very first thing they did after restoring the backup.
Aura_: Ending sentence sums up this episode of Talks
"I want to thank Laura and Travis for...some reason"
Aura_: Found sentence of the day (twitter writer's community edition)
I turned my dark fantasy drama into a gothic fantasy romance and everyone needs to not judge me...
OperaGeek is going to play D&D with Matt for charity
But...he'll be the bard and she'll be the sorcerer
Well, alright then?