bandushot001: My dear wife/GF, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty...
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
7. U dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 5 hour difference between Brazil and Dar, so please no stupid questions.
The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty...
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch STAR PLUS
provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
7. U dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 5 hour difference between Brazil and Dar, so please no stupid questions.
Thank you,
GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION.