For those who ask "What are you doing"? Here's a hint. If I'm sitting in a chatroom when you ask that question, then a really good guess would be that I'm.....wait for it now......chatting.

If you ask any questions about my children that I deem inappropriate, or make comments about any children that I deem inappropriate, the chat ends. Immediately.

Also, not going to answer "What are you wearing?" or"Why are you here?" or "what are you looking for?" If asked, expect silence.

Yes, they're real; and yes, they're magnficent.