In the moment..
Ya ever take a conversation as far as it will go just to see how far it will go? And no, I don't mean sexting, or anything like that... I mean, let a person go on and on and on...and encourage him to go on and on and on... And during the whole time, feel like something is "off"... OKay, yes, I have done it where I have "lied".. Yanno, like when u get messages from those widowed military men on peace missions... They tell u where they are, and I say, wow, I'm there too! Let's meet for coffee! (Hurriedly googling if there is possibly a Starbucks in Afghanistan..or Syria....Hey, ya never know..right?? ) And seriously, why are ALL military men on peace missions widowed with a 5 yr old child? They could be 70 yrs old, and yep, they have a five year old child! Oh and of course they want a "serious relationship" although they are 1000s of miles away.. Yeah, that's the kind of "serious" relationship I want. LoL ::rolling eyes:: I also get messages from rich men from overseas that want to pay my bills... "Will you tithe my church for me?" I ask.. And if they ask me which church, I proudly tell them I am a Pastafarian. Oregano can be expensive, k? If u get the gluten free, non gmo organic kind! Sheesh! This is church. Do not cheapen the experience with pseudo oregano..k? I also ask them to pay for my belly dancing classes....Oh wow. EPIPHANY! I. So. Should. Take. BELLY DANCING! I have a belly! A HUGE, astronomical belly! I keep saying I want to lose my belly...but I'm beginning to think I am looking at it the wrong way.. I need to celebrate my tummy bubble! Anyway, gotta love each moment for the moment in the moment..and.. well those have taken up many moments on this site....Oh lordy, I am too easily entertained... but it also angers me.. I have two boys in the military and I feel offended when these peace mission wannabes try to claim military glory...
