 Blog PostsFriends         | BlogS^~ Survey ... It's Being Spread Around Wire Like A Mild Case Of ... Nevermind> Have you lied to get someone into bed?Never! I may be a fictional character, but I don’t lie! > Have you been scared when opening up someone’s pants because you have found out they have something they shouldn’t? Nah, as long as there SOMETHIN’ goin' on down there I’m happy. > When was the last time you masturbated? I’m m&z@&*x#$x%@ right now. > How often do you mz*wx*z&zw? Not nearly as often as I’d like to, but a guy’s gotta sleep sometime. > Who’s name do you moan the most? God. I’m not religious. I’m just often saying, “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” > Have you ever been a booty call? No, I have a very efficient scheduling system in place. > Have you ever hooked up with someone and had sy% in a club and then left with a different person? Does “hooking up” include the use of a “glory hole”? > What’s your biggest turn on and why? I’m really turned on by orgasms. Orgasms really get me hot! > What do you enjoy most in s&$? I’m really turned on by orgasms. Orgasms really get me hot! > Have you ever called out the wrong person’s name ? Nope. I’ve learned to write their name on their forehead first. > Do you like to use toys throughout sxy? Yes. I have a walk-in closet to house my vast armament of toys. I walk in, close my eyes, spin around a few times, and then start grabbing. Whatever I grab, I use. > Have you ever been knocked out while having s@w? I’ve never actually lost consciousness, but I’ve had my head driven through a headboard once. > Your favorite s%$ position ? I like being hung upsidedown by my ankles. > If you were having s%z just now... what's the one thing you want to be done to you? For the third time: I’m really turned on by orgasms. Orgasms really get me hot! > What’s your favorite part of your lover’s body? The orifice > What do you check out first when you check someone out? The area below the top of the head and above the soles of the feet. > Whats the most kinkiest thing you have ever done? My attorney advises me not to answer this question. > How many times have you had s#y? 45,037 times … and counting. > Worst s^~ and why? It’s only hypothetical, because I can’t imagine it actually happening, but it would be s#x with out an orgasm. After all … I’m really turned on by orgasms. Orgasms really get me hot! > Thing you say most during s^w? The aforementioned “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” > Do you want s^w now? Sure! As soon as I finish m@wx^#~%&@~&. This Must Be Read To Be Believed! – A Reply To A CommentMy blog "This Must Be Read To Be Believed!", and it's follow-up, "This Must Be Read To Be Believed! - Deluxe Edition" has become a forum, of sorts, for awesomechick1 and various to bicker and fight. I've watched with amusement, and I've basically refrained from replying to any of the childish diatribes posted by AC1. I'm not bothered in the least by her calling me a "loser," an "idiot," an "a*&~@#z," and hurling countless other harmless epithets.She has, however, made an accusation that can't go unanswered. In a recent comment, AC1 stated: "I did not appreciate what Biff did to me, a private convo should have been kept private....I notice he didn't add all the conversation we had.....only the bad part of it. So Biff's friends and they might be your firends as well started attacking me..." AC1 makes a valid point about my decision to PrintScreen and blog those private messages. I stated from the onset that I'd considered this before deciding to make these blogs. I justify my decision just on the viciousness, mean-spiritedness and weight of her messages. Let me make one this absolutely clear, however. AC1 accuses me of selective editing, presenting "only the bad part of it." This is a baldfaced lie. I presented all of those messages strings completely intact, in PrintScreens. I reply to awesomechick1: These messages appeared in your inbox, just as they appeared in mine. If I had edited the conversation, you could easily substantiate your claim. The record would be there in your inbox. But you can't substantiate this lie. Because it's a lie. To readers: DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS ATTACHED TO THIS BLOG. THEY WILL BE DELETED. IF YOU HAVE A COMMENT, MAKE IT IN ONE OF THE OTHER TWO BLOGS. THE ONLY PERSON I WILL ALLOW TO COMMENT HERE IS awesomechick1. AN ADDENDUM, ADDED FEBRUARY 3, 2010: After this blog was posted, awesomechick1 added a number of comments. I added three comments in reply, and then ceased to add any more. awesomechick1 continued to add comments, which remained unanswered by me. At one point, MegglePaws, a blog moderator, left the comment you can see in the comment string now. (This same comment by MegglePaws was copy/pasted on all three of the AC1 blogs.) Finally, for some reason, AC1 deleted all of her comments. Most of AC1's deleted comments were preserved by me as PrintScreens, although a few, which were in the same vein, were deleted by her before I had the chance to reproduce them. Those which I was able to capture in PrintScreens have been added below. --- CLICK ON THESE PICTURES TO EXPAND IT TO FULL SIZE ---         This Must Be Read To Be Believed! – Deluxe EditionMany of you have read my previous blog, “This Must Be Read To Be Believed,” and witnessed the ongoing silliness that resulted from the string of comments that resulted from it. The star of this production is, of course, one wacky Wireclub member by the name of “awesomechick1” (AC1).What you readers/ contributors may not know is that as you’ve been reading/ contributing to the comments, AC1 was busy leaving inane comments here and there in this profile, on half a dozen of my pictures, one on another silly blog, and four of those comments that appear (if accepted) on one’s main profile page. Not only that, but the message exchanges that my other blog was based on continued a bit further, with quite a few additional rantings by AC1, and of course, plenty of mocking thereof by me. I have, of course, left all of her contributions intact and in place. But rather than having you poke around all over my profile, I’ve gathered them all up in this newer, improved blog. With the exception of the messages (which reside in my inbox, thus can't be seen by the public), all of this other material can be found in the original form within this profile. Think of the original blog like a music album that was released, and this new blog as the “deluxe edition,” with all sorts of additional items to titillate you. Enjoy! And thank you awesomechick1, for a great ride!             
     This Must Be Read To Be Believed!Because this wasn't a series of public comments, or a Forum, but rather a series of personal messages, I had to give a bit of thought as to whether or not I should blog this conversation or not. I think I made the right choice.Note: I think it's very unlikely that she will allow me the last word here. We'll see.       Biff's Review Of The Century: The Last Ten Years Of My LifeThis is my life and these are my accomplishments for the ten years of this century:2000: Spent the year boffing. 2001: Spent the year boffing. 2002: Spent the year boffing. 2003: Spent the year boffing. 2004: Spent the year boffing. 2005: Spent the year boffing. 2006: Spent the year boffing. 2007: Spent the year boffing. 2008: Got my nipples pierced and spent the year boffing. 2009: Spent the year boffing. How To Make Friends And Influence People #1As you know, I, Biff De_Boffe, am a buffoon. I tend to make off-color retorts all over the place. It’s mainly for my own amusement, but also, hopefully, to amuse others, as well.Here’s an example of how being a buffoon can work well. In this case, my buffoonery precipitated an exchange of comments between one Robot_Fox and myself. He’s a good guy, a good sport, and has a good sense of humor. We’re now Wireclub “Friends.” It started when I joined a club called “Zebras are AWESOME” (Picture #01). The reason I joined was to leave a funny little factoid pertaining to zebras. I wanted to point out that professional poker player Gavin Smith owns a zebra, which he named “Spot.” I left this information as a Topic in the club’s Forum. It led to a funny exchange of posts between Robot_Fox and myself (Picture #02). Robot_Fox found the exchange amusing too. He took a PrintScreen of the exchanges and posted it in his Picture Gallery with a funny caption (Picture #03). (I’ve also included the enlarged PrintScreen, although it’s pretty poor quality, as Picture #04.) His posting of this in his Picture Gallery led to a series of amusing comments (Pictures #05, #06), and led to us becoming friends. (I’ve also included the notification on my Home page as Picture #07).        How To Make Friends And Influence People #2As you know, I, Biff De_Boffe, am a buffoon. I tend to make off-color retorts all over the place. It’s mainly for my own amusement, but also, hopefully, to amuse others, as well.Once in a while, however, I’ll run into someone or other that takes me, and themselves, WAY too seriously, and whom doesn’t take too kindly to my buffoonery. I was in the comment string of Wireclub Rod’s “Bullying? Seriously?” blog. The comments left in this blog fall into two categories: People taking the topic, and themselves, very, very seriously, and those who are using the blog as a venue to goof off and leave amusing remarks. This, of course, was what I was doing when I ran afoul of two people taking themselves far, far too seriously. While I don’t, by any stretch of the imagination, go looking for trouble, if it comes to me, I don’t often shirk from it. Thus, my own little Wireclub mini-drama. Enjoy. (And apologies to Rod for my part in hijacking his blog.)                 
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