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bigleftyPitcher: Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.
bigleftyPitcher: Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
bigleftyPitcher: Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
bigleftyPitcher: I’m just saying, if the ice cream truck can play music, the garbage truck could too.
Now I know why women like guys with big hands…. so they can’t eat all the Pringles.
Well played ladies, well played.
bigleftyPitcher: If I’m at your house and you’ve got a grocery list on the fridge,
’m adding stuff to it and not telling you
bigleftyPitcher: If ovens self clean when the temperature inside is above 800°, why is my car still dirty?
bigleftyPitcher: Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!