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Stray _ Cat
Stray _ Cat: More photos of me here

http://magistream.com/creature/7514969
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Bisonbeer
Bisonbeer: sorry did not see anything, thanks
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Nomad____: What the fuck are you?
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Bubbles42: Elf on the shelf 🔥
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mcnutmegs: thats cute!
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meaghan35: I don't think so
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Bisonbeer: lol
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SallyDoRight: ur in the right place spock, its wire.
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Bisonbeer
Bisonbeer: OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!
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Bubbles42 in reply to Bisonbeer: LMFAO!
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Kaci_
Kaci_: Happy birthday Bison!!
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Lisalove21: Happy birthday
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catalina__
catalina__: Happy happy birthday Mr. Bison
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soxfan40yrs
soxfan40yrs: nice pic u hae i love it love brenda
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msupermicky2: is it an advert for the blues brothers
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Angelina 2
Angelina 2: omg !
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Evelina_
Evelina_: i just can't stop laughing lol. . Seriously mahahahhaha funny picture
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Stray _ Cat
Stray _ Cat: Wonderful
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Bisonbeer: I don't believe it! This must be rigged.
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catalina__
catalina__: Happy birthday mr. Bison
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Bisonbeer
Bisonbeer: a Test

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag ourantique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."
The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the waiting room.


The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony
rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."
The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room.


He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says, "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man... "Picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest......"

Ok, the test - which one was Donald Trump?
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catalina__
catalina__: Mr. Bison....cute!
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VVires Real Lady
VVires Real Lady: I'd say the one inside the chest was the Donald
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Bisonbeer
Bisonbeer in reply to VVires Real Lady: No comment lol
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Bisonbeer:
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’

Not All Seniors Are Senile...
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Bisonbeer
Bisonbeer: Oh my!!
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Missyroo
Missyroo: I call those things "come kill me cars". Cuz it u hit it at all its bye bye
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A_Kestrel
A_Kestrel: lol....
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