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100 Male from Bellflower       170
The conditions of a solitary bird are five:
The first, that it flies to the highest point;
The second, that it does not suffer for company, not even of its own kind;
The third, that it aims its beak to the skies;
The fourth, that it does not have a definite color;
The fifth, that it sings very softly


















LoisS
LoisS: I miss you more than you know. zz
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pipeman23
pipeman23: Anyone in valencia
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WJohn
WJohn: marvelous tits
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Corwin
Corwin: Oink.
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Geoff
Geoff: Oink
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LoisS
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calybonos
calybonos: muh...muh....my eggs all dyed!
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LoisS
LoisS: Poor bugger, Dr says I still have a few floating around. I asked if alcohol would take care of that.
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calybonos started a new conversation: What's the big deal about being understood? in Off Topic 1 year ago Report
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LoisS
LoisS: *Shark Bite.....
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calybonos
calybonos: duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn ...
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LoisS
LoisS: *Knocks on door...."Telegram"....
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calybonos got the Christmas Cracker badge from Wireclub Admin 1 year ago Report
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calybonos
calybonos: Thanx boss, but next time do me a favor, wiil ya?

Don't send me anything that sounds that close to cracklin.

.... I almost pooped myself.
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Wireclub Admin got the Stocking badge from calybonos 1 year ago Report
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Zhyanthan
Zhyanthan in reply to Kiss__: It you look at this page: https://www.wireclub.com/about/team

You will see we also have Moderators from Canada, the UK, South Africa, and India.
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Zhyanthan
Zhyanthan in reply to Kiss__: One of our Moderators is black.
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LoisS
LoisS: Have a Happy Easter Handsome
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LoisS
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calybonos got the Ugly Christmas Sweater badge from Wireclub Admin 2 years ago Report
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Aura
Aura: The pig remains more equal
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calybonos
calybonos: It's kinda itchy...not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

Compared to scratching, all other forms of porcine endeavor shrink to insignificance. God help me, I do love it so.
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Wireclub Admin got the Ugly Christmas Sweater badge from calybonos 2 years ago Report
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calybonos
calybonos: I found it in a subway restroom toilet.
It's two sizes too small, got a few questionable stains, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it myself, but it's the thought that counts, right?

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Wireclub Admin
Wireclub Admin: I love it
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LoisS got the Ugly Christmas Sweater badge from calybonos 2 years ago Report
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calybonos
calybonos: You'll wear it, and you'll like it.
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LoisS
LoisS: Seems a little tight though?.....Thank you Caly zz I will still wear it but I will not like it!
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StolenHeart
StolenHeart: oink oink piggy <3 hope u are well
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LoisS
LoisS: .......................ya know.
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LoisS
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calybonos
calybonos: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? We gonna do some Jägerbombs or what?
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LoisS
LoisS: Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose........*Pours Redbull in a cup and a shot of Jager*...
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calybonos
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calybonos
calybonos to Wireclub Robot Butler: Wireclub Robot Butler got the compulsive wall cleaning disorder badge from calybonos
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand:
Lord Calybonos of Wire, lives in the ancestral residence, Calybonos House....a Palladian palace completed in 1735, the house and gardens occupy 26.33 hectares, and were created mainly by architect and landscape designer William Kent, which included a 100 meter mud bath, adorned at each end with sculptures representing Venus in flagrante delicto with the first Duke Calybonos. During the 19th century the house fell into decline, and for a time was rented out by the Calybonos family. It was used as an asylum (mental hospital).

Calybonos House retains a large live-in staff: a butler, under butler, groom of the chambers, valet, three footmen, a housekeeper, the Duchess's maid, 11 housemaids, two sewing women, a cook, two kitchen maids, a vegetable maid, two or three scullery maids, two stillroom maids, a dairy maid, six laundry maids and the Duchess's secretary. Alongside the live-in staff, there is a daily staff that includes: the odd man, upholsterer, scullery-maid, two scrubbing women, laundry porter, steam boiler man, coal man, two porter's lodge attendants, two night firemen, night porter, two window cleaners, and a team of joiners, plumbers and electricians.

Recently, when asked for comment on how he manages to maintain such an opulent and remarkable residence, Lord Calybonos replied:

"Who are you....who is this person that interrupts my morning ablutions...where is my arse man with my cotton wool....?"

he then preceeded to bemoan his bad luck for being caught up in a "pissing contest between God and the devil".....
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LoisS
LoisS: ^lols
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i am hatstand
i am hatstand in reply to LoisS:
he is an enigma....wrapped in a riddle.....wrapped in bacon.....
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Nicotina
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calybonos started a new conversation: Outback, but not forgotten in Off Topic 3 years ago Report
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Dude, please. Add me.
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: Undefined I guess.
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Farouquddeen Mumtaz
Farouquddeen Mumtaz: But I'm not good at math either. I'm probably terrible. I'm flattered that you brought math with me. It's an honour that you gave me. I'm so dumb with math. Just barely better than women.
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LoisS
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calybonos
calybonos: But what about my 10 %?
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LoisS
LoisS: I got ya a flashy pinky ring didnt I.
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