 Friends         | Hello,I'm Carter,university student,I wanna meet some people,make some friends on this site,I am easygoing~Welcome but refuse weird&freak~   CarterWycliffe: well, i lose my weight...... 11 years ago • Report • Link 0 CarterWycliffe: long time no see in wc, just preparing my test and papers gosh damn it~ how's everyone?  Who What Where When: B][E][A][U][T][I][F][U][L] [S][P][I][R][I][T] AWARD! Once you've been given this award, your mission is to paste this on the wall of 8 wonderful people who deserve it. If you receive more than 3, you really are thought highly of, because of your kindness, loyalty and character you've shown to friends and peers. ♥  ☀☂☁: Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ☀☂☁: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Who What Where When: An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by, on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting, and said, “Chance!” The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past, the Indian would raise his hand, and say, “Chance!” Finally, one day, she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped, and asked, “You’re an Indian, aren’t you?” He nodded. She said, “I always thought Indians said, ‘How!’ as a greeting.” Indian said, “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.” Who What Where When: ．．．．．灌．．．．．．．．灌．．．．．． ．．．．灌．．灌．．．．．灌．灌．．．．． ．．．．．灌．．灌．．．．灌．．灌．．．． ．．．．．．灌．．灌．．灌．灌．灌．．．． . ．．．．．灌．．．．．．．．． 灌．．．． ．．．灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌．．． ．．灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌．． ．灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌． 灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌 灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌 灌．．．．．∩．．．．．．．∩．．．．．灌 灌． ．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌 灌． ．．．◎．．．．U．．．．◎．．．．灌 ．灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌． ．．灌灌．．．．．．．．．．．．．灌灌．． ．．．．灌．灌．灌．灌．灌．灌．灌．．． Who What Where When: Love you to bits. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved I LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU, i LOVE YOU... SEND THIS COMMENT TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE. LOOK DOWN AT THE TABLE TOO SEE HOW MUCH PPL LOVE YOU ......... 1= NOT SO LOVED YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF TOWN 2=SOME PPL LOVE YOU BUT NOT TO MANY 3=PPL LIKE YOU 4= PPL LOVE YOU 5= DANG PPL ADORE YOU 6= FREAKIN POPULAR love u friend.. Who What Where When: An old man was invited by an old friend. He was impressed by his buddy using Honey, Darling, Love etc. for his wife B4 leaving he asked his friend: It's sweet...After 70 years being together, u stil call ur wife with such cute names. The old man replied(whispering): Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago & i'm very scared 2 ask what it is... |
