 |             DawnGurl: My boyfriend Tom and I.... Valentine's Day 2013 11 years ago • Report 0  (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) (Post deleted by staff ) (Post deleted by staff )  winter123: Shakespare says There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u... Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u. ~Author Unknown  Corwin: Actually, the true identity of William Shakespeare has always been a mystery... that was only his pen-name.  Freyr: Actually I know who he was ... Besides, he was not only a poet and author, but also a very populary actor ... So he was a very well known person ... Corwin: @Freyr - Scores of books have been written on the subject of Shakespeare's mysterious true identity... most are purely speculative, with possible candidates being one Sir Francis Bacon, or possibly Edward de Vere, the Earl of Oxford. Some have even speculated that "he" may have been a "she". Others claim that the works of Shakespeare were co-written by two different authors, as his writing style often displays a certain duality. One of the most recent studies on this mystery is told in the book "Players: The mysterious identity of William Shakespeare." written by Bertram Fields and published in 2005... he even employs forensic science to attempt to unravel the mystery. But, if you are privy to some information that has eluded the experts for generations, please feel free to enlighten us all. Freyr: No, I won´t , CORVINIUS ... Carry on claiming Shakespeare as an unknown author .. laughters will be granted ...  DawnGurl: The confusion starts with those famous Elizabethan brother brewers, Hans und Fritz Shake who produced Shake's Beer throughout England. The now famous Shakespeare merely stole their name. CoIin: Some say his plays were written by a troop of monkeys with typewriters and a lot of time on their hands Corwin: Then, of course, there is always the distinct possibility that William Shakespeare was a human/alien hybrid, bred by the Grey's specifically to create seductive and irresistible works of literature for the purpose of embedding subliminal alien messages, for which to enslave mankind to do their bidding, and fulfill their evil alien agenda. What else could explain why his works achieved such colossal popularity? Can we truly be expected to believe that a simple glover's son from Stratford could be capable of such feats without the help of powerful alien intervention, and their sinister human/alien breeding program? I have considered communing telepathically with said aliens, to uncover the truth behind this, but I fear that if I remove my tin-foil hat, I will be subject to further mind-probing by the ghost of Steve Jobs... who, previous to his untimely demise at the hands of the Reptilians, had frequently combed my brain-waves to get all of his good ideas from. DawnGurl: You are of course completely correct; all marvels of human ingenuity are actually the product of alien intervention. Bseball legends? Mickey Mantle? Babe Ruth? All aliens. Mohatman Ghandi? No doubt a grey. Lincoln? Direct from Planet X. Im glaqd you remember to wear your tinfoil cap lest you succumb to nefarious alien impulses like eating cheesecake or riding a bike. God Bless You Corvin...even if He/She is probably an alien too.  CoIin: I dunno who Mickey Mantle is but his name is a perfect anagram of "mckymte alien". What more proof do these damn skeptics need? Corwin: Have you ever wondered why the moons of Uranus are named after Shakespearean characters? It is very likely that his home-planet was in the vicinity of this gas-giant... rather than an icy world in the Kuiper-belt as had been suggested by other scholars researching the works of Elizabethan authors. Of course, other Uranian moons are named after characters penned by Alexander Pope... was he also a human/alien hybrid?... or merely a human who had succumbed to the previously mentioned subliminal alien messages, found in the works of Shakespeare, Samuel Clemens, and throughout the song-lyrics of Francis Scott Key? Other scholars have been highly skeptical that Alexander Pope was ever a real Pope at all... as they had highly dissimilar taste in hats.  (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) (Post deleted by DawnGurl )  rahulskk2005: One thing is true I pray to god that the relationship with you and Tom last for ever till death (Post deleted by staff ) (Post deleted by DawnGurl ) |
