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Events:
Born -March 19th 1982
Three years old
Dumped out all the Raisin Bran to pick out all the raisins.
When I was five years old my best friend was Jenny Reghr, until she moved to Texas
• Always used to go to the park in front of my house.

Dated Kristie my first girlfriend she was pretty hot
Played Hockey for Crowchild and then Westwood later on
Kicked out of my house.... Because of the big party and the house getting trashed, in grade ten
Lived at Kevin’s house... he was an alcoholic.... I was too- Shortly After

Went to Rehab at Cllairsholm it opened up my eye’s I needed to go to rehab anyways.
Moved Back into my house at 16; and we built a hockey rink in my back yard, and Jordan Reghr Jenny`s younger brother was my little bro’s best friend.
Played Hockey and won the city Championships-While you were living with Kevin; gave structure to my life.
Dated - Steph, she got kicked out and lived in a tent with Danny
Friend Blake Chopped with a machete and I ripped boxers off to wrap It. (scarred the hell out of me)
Prince Albert National Park.... Devon had a seizure here- 2000
Lived at Michelle`s house... I was a c^z$^-head with Tyler and Jeremy
Played Junior Hockey with Westwood....
Accident-August 3rd, 2003.
• Jeremy and I were driving back to Calgary from his farm in Mervin, Saskatchewan
• A deer jumped in front of us, he swerved to avoid it and rolled the truck
• I wasn`t wearing my seatbelt
• I was thrown from the car

How do I start, in this story I am the main charecter, because my life has been fw*@y#! My parents locked the door behind me when I was 14 my mom is trying to pull this I cant remember bullshit by 13/05/2010
the time I was 16 I was living with kevin (an Alcoholic) he had a niehbor nammed Tyra, who I may have f%@#z* I dont remember I also turned into an alcoholic went to re-hab, got kicked out for smokin a bowl with another client
I got taken advantage of by a man nammed Bill, and his h~^~w wife, who Bill use to strip down naked and then call me to his roomhe had never proven to me that he is not impotent,I would have fx%~&~ his wife, thats what SHE wanted, this happened daily I don’t know if Bill ever tried any shit on Mike but I was 16 years old, how do you think I reacted I truelly don`t remember now I probablly

Would f%@# her, I may have, I don`t remember I did wake up naked beside her bed on more than one occasion you can`t expect me to remember we drank alot we would average a 12 pack of beer thats to me alone. Me and the boy’s drank every weekend, I drank everyday, on minor days I drank a 6 pack on major days I would average a 26 er, the most I everr drank was a keg we stole over the period of 1 week .we weould average a 3stolen keg s a year Me , my buddy blake who took a macheti becasuse of a fight we got in when a few guys tryed to jack oue drugs (we were dealing at this time) it was back in about 1994 we were all also liveing in a little 1 bedroom appartment, me Blake, Dylan, his girlfriend Crystal, my girlfriend Cheri, and our friend Jkeremy, who we call James Brown, because his last name wasd Brown, I was 17 yerars old, Dylan was 18 Blake was 16 I believe we were pulling in about 2000$ a month working with Blake, doing dor-door sales Dylan rented the place me and blake werre slanggin so we were never at a loss of money, we paid Dylan to let us live there
Jaremy was daating Katie, Dylan had Crystsal, I had Cheri, we had it all, but sad to say we had to grow up someday at the time all we did was sleep and f@xy and sell drugs
I use to go out with Emma, Jeremys new girlfriend and Juice and Nicole who got married who is Mikes little sister, the girl I took to her greaduation to sing
We had one hell of a grad party kareokee everyweekend then the unthickable happeened me and Jeremy were driving back to Calgary from his grand parets farm in Mervin Saskatiwen and we were in a horrinle car accident, a deer jumped in front of our vehiacle Jetrermy hit the brakes and swerved to miss it, I was not wearing my seatbelt so I was thrown from the truck! So wear yourt seatbelt I was not sappouse to make it through my first year after the accident, but like I have always said I AM invincible I have since the accident got hammered on more than 1 occasion and fallin flat on my I fell on the face 1 time causeing me another trip to the hospital for 5 stitches, my two best friends, Blake and Mike, have supplied the best re-hab I have had at Mikes house, he drove for Pepsi for about 5 years I get hammered almost everytime I go there drinking, makes the falls not hurt as much, and imcreases the chances, but because of my hard work in Ponoka I have my memory, something you can’t say about most brain injured I remembered mikes phone number before I could remember anything. Mike drinks with me still but he kinda grew-up Mike has a new job, he drives for some company I use to get ALL the women for even Mike, who took his shorts off in hockey camp, swang them around his head then jumped in the pool, right after he asked to rub the hot lifeguards leg we were like 14. Everyone, ever since I cought Jeremy f^#w*z* Jessica Randl, she was fat about 250 pounds, but we were only 16 I was 18! This all happened in the park by our house. Then I moved into Ken a alcoholic (When I was an alcolic I knocked a few people out)I even knocked a profesional fighter my Friend Matt Ogal’s he gave me a free shot, so Itook one hell of a shot, His knose exploaded don`t like to brag, but put ANYone in my shoes and they could reach about 30% of what I have, if their lucky, I fz*^~^z rock too bad for ALL normal people who could’nt work as hard as I have worked, or worked on all there cognative crap like I did I earnnned my memory back! Which is better than the averasge normal person