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56 In a relationship Male from Mineral Wells       292
         
Just an old country feller, sitting around the house, enjoy chatting with new people, up for anything.

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_TRUTH_: Now that's my kinda salad, you read my mind!
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jeani
jeani: Ahahhahaha guilty me!
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ll Rosso ll
ll Rosso ll: hee!!! OMG how I love being single....
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LavenderHearted
LavenderHearted: ear muff drilly..ear muff..
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lovingseka
lovingseka: Driller, I got one of those badges. I call it the stalker badge.
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Driller01: I got no idea who sent it, dont see what any one could admire bout an old woreout feller like me!
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sarah_spirit: ha ha ..
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Driller01
Driller01: MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED

"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!

"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"

"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
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ll Rosso ll
ll Rosso ll: hee!! Hey - it's TRUE!...
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allieg1941
allieg1941: im at that age when i think anyone under 55 is a kid..lol lol lol
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turcotteelena
turcotteelena: then I am happy I am still a kid at 50 lmao
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Driller01: John and his wife Lucy, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. Lucy had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas Was $2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance Agency, to see how much it would cost to insure the leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.'

John was stunned and in shock asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: *Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.
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jeani
jeani: lol
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: awww you two
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jeani
jeani: Omg... You're reminding me why I find dating such a chore lol!
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Pennyroo
Pennyroo: so true !!
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PinkAttitude_
PinkAttitude_: Me too....hahahahahaha
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turcotteelena
turcotteelena: me also lol
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: I like this ..
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ll Rosso ll
ll Rosso ll: 'bout time...
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PinkAttitude_
PinkAttitude_: I'd drink to this..if i drank...
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Queenlady61
Queenlady61: LOL..True.
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PinkAttitude_
PinkAttitude_: How did you know my life...Are you psychic...:lol
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Queenlady61
Queenlady61: Whatttt..lol
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Pennyroo
Pennyroo: and a dill pickle
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Pennyroo
Pennyroo: and a dill pickle
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eva87by
eva87by: wanna chat with me come on kik jenny5788
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit: you two are super cute xx
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Driller01
Driller01: Awww ty, sarah, your too sweet!!
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sarah_spirit
sarah_spirit in reply to Driller01: your welcome my friend .. you two make my heart happy x
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turcotteelena
turcotteelena: I love Google also
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two430
two430 in reply to turcotteelena: Lmao. Google. It’s goggles. Lol. Mistake 😂. Not a problem you should see some of the ones I make LOL ha ha ha ha
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Driller01
Driller01: Ty, baby you keep that fire burning bright!!
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PinkAttitude_
PinkAttitude_: Get a room you two..hahahahaha
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jeani
jeani: Hey stop making me envious🤣🤣🤣
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jeani
jeani: 🤣🤣🤣
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Chele1L: Ha!
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WonderWoman1: 😂
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lovechild5660
lovechild5660: Aint that the truth....I miss the 70s
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Driller01
Driller01: Divorces- 0
Proposals- 2
Marriages- 1
Children- 2
Grandchildren- 2
Surgeries- 1
Piercings- 2
Tattoos- 4
Shot a gun-yes
Quit a job-yes
Ever been on tv-yes
Hit a deer-many
Watched someone die-yes
Rode in ambulance-yes
Visited Las Vegas-yes
Sang karaoke- yes
Rode a jet- yes
Roller skate-yes
Rode on a motorcycle-yes
Stayed in a hospital-yes
Have u ever been attested- yes
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two430
two430: hm. and this is about what? O do tell (smack my butt lol--she knows )
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two430
two430: Im playing too ( go look)
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_TRUTH_
_TRUTH_: Thanks for playing baby 😉
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vtsailer2
vtsailer2: Can't relate to the second one.... but certainly agree to first and third.
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jeani
jeani: 🤣🤣🤣
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ll Rosso ll
ll Rosso ll: OMG Driller... ha!!!!!!!!! too funny!!
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