Enigmatic Lady Offline59 • Female •
A riddle wrapped up in an enigma
Who am I ?? Just a woman ??
Hell no !! I am a big cup of wonderful, covered in an awesome sauce, with a splash of bitch, and a dash of crazy.
You be sure to remember that !!
Enigmatic Lady: Scientists tell us the world is made up of Protons, Electrons and Neutrons ...... I think they forgot to mention MORONS
Enigmatic Lady: Lead me not into temptation ................ Hell, just follow me ... I know a shortcut
Enigmatic Lady: FIVE pearls of wisdom :-
1. Money cannot buy happiness ... but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemies ..... but remember the fookers' names.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble .... and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems ..... but then again .... neither does milk.