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Havik Presents:.......

Okay first up I feel that an explenation is in order....

Recently I was watching T.V whe an episode of Two and a half men came on, It got me thinking about how f&#z&w^ terrible Most sitcoms are nowadays.
I mean let's face we can count the good ones on one hand.

The big bang theory.
My name is earl.(Cancelled!)
Scrubs.(Cancelled!)

And that's it.

Two and a hlaf men and How I met your mother are glaring examples of just exactly what kind of idiots run the entertainment industry.

So I've decided to take it upon myself to bring back Stcoms with actual humor, with out further ado....
Havik presents: Project: Sitcom.
Pilot: Havik's Return.

(Scene shows an old suburban household while overly cheery music plays Kill and Trowa run down the stairs while Fabio sits at a table and smokes a pipe)

Trowa: Hi Fabio what's in the news today?
Fabio: Ah!(Throws his shoe at Trowa).....Oh sorry trowa I thought you were my grandma.
Trowa: Wow free shoe! Christmas came early this year....(Cries)
(Havik bursts out of the shoe)
Fabio: God damn it why do you have to break everything I own!
The remote, My old Cds, My fridge, Phillis Diller.
Why can't I have anything nice!?
Havik: Fabio all those things belong to Luke perry.
Fabio:.....Oh yeah.
Kill:.......YOUR BACK! DID YOU BRING BACK MY SNACKS!?
Havik: Snakcc?....Oh shit(Looks outside to see Metal drive off on his bike)I left them on the harley.
Kill: Aw man, mah rollos were on there.
Trowa: So havik did you kill that Midgard serpent thing?
Havik: Yes!(throws it's eye at Fabio)
Fabio: Wow thanks Havik!(Smiles enthusiastically)
Havik: It what I do.
Trowa: So uh....this episode going anywhere or not?
Havik: Trowa it's a pilot, nothing ever happens in pilots.
Trowa: Oh yeah.
END!