Felimx: Whats up everyone?
Given that one person typed that they really liked the last song from this Ralph Watson I felt that it was only appropriate to post up the other song he released even if I dont think this song is not even half as good as the other one.
So enjoy it
Felimx: I knew this guy and I have to admit his song is good.
His name is Ralph Watson and his song is called Shadow Dance.
Felimx: May have done the rounds before but it brought a smile to my somewhat hungover head this morning.
61 THINGS CULCHIES LOVE
1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade / Cidona
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying 'Aaah' after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about sh1te like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
61 THINGS DUBS LOVE!!
2 Heroin (See 1)
5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?'
6 Shamrock Rovers
7 Social welfare
8 Keyin' Cars
9 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying 'I didn't ble_din' do tha'!'
25 Travelling in packs
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, 'That's not my ble-din' job!'
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying 'He didn't do nothin'!' when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'w@n-ker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 P-ing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes
Felimx: Yeah thats fine. I will just run it by my lawyer and if there is a copywrite infringement he will just take 50000000325464473 euros out of your bank account but dont worry he wont take it all out at once. It will be just like one of those we will only take a certain amount of money off you every two weeks or so.
Felimx: I watched This is Spinal Tap the movie with a few mates on the weekend and this scene made me laugh so much I puked on myself!
Felimx: Hey everyone,
I cant believe it.
Bwitched are back!
I am estatic and sense that all our worries are now behind us.
Felimx to Flug: Hey Flugger,
I havent chatted to you in ages!
How have you been?
I am sure we will chat again soon but in the meantime I thought I would give you the video of Ed Sheeran singing Lego House when he came to the big smoke to do a album signing.
By the way flugger I asked him at the album signing if he had any plans to play in Kilkenny and after I explained to him where that was he replied "maybe if my tour bus breaks down or something".