chickabooms: Many people have told me that I don't know Jack Shit. Well I'm here to tell you, that I do!!! Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, Who Married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit Married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children; Hollie Shit, Giva Ghit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Still with me? Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After about 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit-Sherlock. Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous dispostion named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit. So don't go telling me that I don't know Jack Shit!!
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, Who Married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit Married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children; Hollie Shit, Giva Ghit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Still with me?
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After about 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit-Sherlock. Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous dispostion named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Shit.
So don't go telling me that I don't know Jack Shit!!