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chubbywaguy: agreed..... I'd love to hang out... and put in some work....doing what needs to be done...

highincolorado: INES A MAN WILL NEVER SAY:

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally.
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old dirty magazines. I don't look at them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake

benderbitemyass: no man says number 16, who read dirty magazines when were is free porn on the internet

flamingred: i think for sure no man would say #6,7,14,or #22

benderbitemyass: I would not say them you, when. I have ever complained about you leaving your curtains opened?

flamingred: Because u have never had the opportunity

LateAutumn: Lol!