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flamingred: canadian pick up lines

Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.
Are you a maple tree? Because I'd tap you!

Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.


Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.

Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling into my bed.

Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Help me score one more time for team canada?