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Gauntio: A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" said the Nun.

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD, I'M COMING!".
If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"

THE NUN FAINTED! 🤣
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Emperor_DD: that was awesome
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Gauntio: NEWS JUST IN BILL GATES HAS ALREADY INVESTED IN “SAVE THE WORLD! Stop global warming his plan to DIM THE SUN 🌞
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Gauntio: Naked Yoga 🧘‍♀️ 🧘‍♂️ will commence at 8:30pm xx
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juliesomers73: Oo saucy lol
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Gauntio: WHEN YOU REALISE CAPTAIN AMERICAS SUIT HAS INE STAR AND NOT 50 SO THEREFORE HES ACTUALLY CAPTAIN PUERTO RICO 🇵🇷
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Gauntio: RIP FREDDY JONES ACTOR 91 years young xx
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tstarr8481: ...So ...
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Gauntio: 😂
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MidSter: Lmao!
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HooliganBerry: Reminds me of twisted metal 2 when u fire missles at the statue til her clothes come off and shes in a red bikini then u shoot at it some more and she gets fat
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Gauntio: ‭read this it funny 😂
So I just got back home from work.
My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth😳. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits🤔. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits🤦‍♀️. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS 😨. I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I 🏃‍♀️ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming😳. so I go out and ask them what's wrong? 🤫
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.😖
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Being Lucy Pearl: Beautiful
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Strikinlipz32: This horsey is too cute!
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Gauntio: Tam this is recipe I thought you’d like
http://www.bunsinmyoven.com/2016/01/25/taco-lasagna/
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Gauntio: Sneakers 👟
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Jadeee2020: Lol
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Gauntio: In case you were wondering
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tstarr8481: ......Unbelievable...Great post!
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Gauntio: This is for all the girls or guys that have had LIP FILLERS and it has also now started to cause blindness in humans. Please don’t bother with them!!

The botulinum toxin can cause a severe flaccid paralytic disease in humans and other animals and is the most potent toxin known to mankind.

Crazy for this to be unregulated
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Jadeee2020: Lol
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Zyn97: Cute doggy
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Gauntio: ** Be aware **

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

keep smiling folks 🤩
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sunnybcgirl07: Hahahahaha i was holding my breath!
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Emperor_DD: mmm.. peeking duck 🦆
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kourtneydave11: Hilarious peeking duck
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