just hanging out living the dream.....im no cougar so if you are young keep going, if you are married..love the happily married status and all the young gals and guys on ur list, keep going, ...i am amazed at the fact men fall for the fake pictures, you really think super models and porn stars come here? And the cartoon and obviously fake pictures...you think she is sexy? it isnt her dummies.... If you dont like what i say then leave me alone...simple. less aggravation for moi and you...if you can carry on a reasonably fine conversation..plz feel free to come next door..I am not here for ur amusement but for mine only
girlnextdoor2u: A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay in there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
girlnextdoor2u: An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t be sorry.” The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn’t found anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find...She’s old, not dead! 😉 😅