hockey363957: In a small village walked a boy named Pinocchio as he was walking down the street he bumped into his friend Giuseppe as they both embraced Pinocchio why Giuseppe my friend how are you ? I' haven't seen you in ages. Giuseppe said im fine and you ? Pinocchio says very good i have a job i have a girlfriend now, things are looking good, somewhat Giuseppe said what's wrong my boy. Well when i make love to my girlfriend she complains I'm hurting her when we have sex. So Giuseppe said what's the problem ? Well she claims she gets splinters. Hmmm pondered Giuseppe, here's what you do take some sand paper and smoothing out your manhood that should remedy the problem, as they gave each other a hug they moved on. Three weeks later they bumped into each other again Giuseppe said Pinocchio how are you ? Pinocchio fine better than ever that sandpaper did the trick. Giuseppe what trick ? Ohh about the sandpaper on my manhood, responds Pinocchio says . Giuseppe said ohh so how is your girlfriend Giuseppe asked . Pinocchio replied what girlfriend 🤣
Well she claims she gets splinters. Hmmm pondered Giuseppe, here's what you do take some sand paper and smoothing out your manhood that should remedy the problem, as they gave each other a hug they moved on. Three weeks later they bumped into each other again Giuseppe said Pinocchio how are you ? Pinocchio fine better than ever that sandpaper did the trick. Giuseppe what trick ? Ohh about the sandpaper on my manhood, responds Pinocchio says . Giuseppe said ohh so how is your girlfriend Giuseppe asked . Pinocchio replied what girlfriend 🤣