Cute enough to make you look twice, sweet enough but not always nice, a little crazy but not too wild, i'm the girl who will always make you smile.
insanity_X2: Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
insanity_X2: I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the f*ck is my remote?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch dumbass."
insanity_X2: Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you feel like the men in white coats are just overreacting.
insanity_X2: I hate when you're eating cereal and the last three pieces are like "Bitch catch me if you can"
insanity_X2: WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting.
3 % of women think their ass is too fat,
10% of women think their ass is too skinny,
the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and wouldn't trade him for the world.
insanity_X2: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
insanity_X2: Just wants to remind everyone NOT to take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
insanity_X2: I'm not saying she's fat, but if I were to list the five fattest people I know, she'd be three of them
insanity_X2: When a woman says Whaaat? its not because she didn't hear you, she's giving you a chance to change what you said