I am not into fake internet dating, long distance relationships, or intercontinental dating, be it men OR women (fuck off lezbos). If you do not live within 30 miles, you have a better chance of being bitten by a polar bear in Antarctica. I will not entertain you with sexual chat so you can rub one out. Get a life, get a shower, and get out and find a real date. Otherwise, enjoy life in my friendzone.
If you didn't read my profile, and you actually do send me inappropriate messages, even pics, I will add a screenshot that includes your name and pic to the Perv Hall of Shame album for all of wire to see.
**** Frequently Asked Questions****
Q: Where are you from?
A: I'm from a small hicktown in Tennessee, just a short drive to both George Dickel and Jack Daniels distilleries.
Q: What do you do for work?
A: I have 2 part time jobs. I am a caregiver for an elderly lady during the day, and in the afternoons and weekends I am a recreation leader and cafe cook at the local rec center.
Q: Do you have kids?
A: I have 2 boys. Ages and names are not relevant in this chat platform.
Q:Are you single?
A: If you've paid any attention at all to anything I've typed before now, you'd know the answer to that. But, just in case you didn't... I am single, but not looking.
Q: What are you looking for?
A: Nothing. There's literally nothing I am looking for. But I seem to find everything from really cool casual friends, to asshats and pervs. I prefer the really cool casual friends, y'all are good lol
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: I enjoy camping, fishing, hiking, cooking, tequila, horror movies, knitting, watching SEC football (Roll Tide y'all) and watching my kiddo play football.
Jeeperz_Creeperz74 to Six7: Let's see.. no actual profile. Just pics of your physique. No Hey How are ya in a public chat. I will risk it and assume you only wanted into my private chat for whatever reason, and hoped being in my friend list would get ya there. It doesn't work that way with me dude, better luck finding what you're looking for.