VERY HAPPILY MARRIED!! In love with my husband....
Just here to chat with my friends. If I do not answer your PM dont take it personal,, I like chatting in the room.
I love the BEACH!! LAW ENFORCEMENT my Cell Phone,, Good MUSIC... a FUNNY good conversation,, ... TATTOOS...SEAFOOD.. THIN BLUE LINE, law enforcement, True Crime, Deep Sea fishing, Cooking, I LOVE TO CLEAN ( OCD ), TALL MEN, Sushi, Flora Bama, Talking to STRANGERS
I tend to speak before I think, I talk too much, and no telling what I will say for I dont know till after it comes out. I say whats on my mind. I am a smartass and have a very twisted sick sense of humor. All my personalities do also.
Jenni Jenni Jenni: My daughter said she is crying cause she wanted a brother but I have a feeling the balloon busting scared her.
Jenni Jenni Jenni: A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse shit onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
Jenni Jenni Jenni: Good morning from south Mississippi. Got my husband my dog and coffee with me out on the porch this morning.
southern77: wasn't there a movie from years ago called the "duel"... where a truck was chasing a guy in a car ... when he looked in the rear view that truck was always there chasing him ... sorta like in your pic and it was red ?
Jenni Jenni Jenni: Robbin is 3.5 hours away but can not come home till he makes a delivery tomorrow a hour away from here. For someone that stays out on the road just to stay away from me (what kanzy said) sure is excited to come home. I hate that she is so jealous, NOT lol