Friends | KentuckyMoonshineGal: You are a very handsome man!!! 7 years ago • Report 0 View all 4 posts limitations: You are welcomed back. I was gone at times so would not have been able to greet you upon your arrival. limitations: I look forward to your return at your convenience. Naturally I am not always available on site. johnthorb: its a pleasure too meet a lady like you, i understand u can not be here at all times, - we have something called real life that demands our presence. johnthorb: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." johnthorb: Do you know the diffrence between having guts and having balls ? Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." johnthorb: Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue." (Smart man - he is still alive and breathing) johnthorb: Awwww how sweet - Thank you.. Dont know why i deserved a peck on the cheek, but at my age one take what one can get |