Sheik Yerbouti (Kaizoe) Offline

33 Male from Örebro       142
         
I'll love an tolerate the shit out of you!

Be like water; wash everything away, flow softly, through the path of least resistance, and when the need arises; hit hard, and with a relentless fury.

Kaizoe
Kaizoe: You know what twelve 12 year olds are? Gross.
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Kaizoe: 13 thirteen year olds is a bakers gross.
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Spec Tater: Ok....
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Kaizoe: 12 is a dozen, a dozen dozen is called a gross.
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Kaizoe: I didn't expect this when I started to listen to the band that gave us "Happy Together".

Sudden line about heroin abuse is sudden.
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Spec Tater: You alive?
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Tiny Foxtato: Baldness!
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Spec Tater: *rubs oil on the head*

I am being so "bald" right now!
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Kaizoe: I Love Spaghetti
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Kaizoe: Big mood.
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Spec Tater: Burn the damn place down!
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Kaizoe: But it's your life!
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Spec Tater
Spec Tater: I dont know Y....but I am not gonna end up finding the X
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Kaizoe: ...I should slap you for that pun!
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Spec Tater: *Knocks*

Hi, I need you to help me find the Siccin 5 movie with English subtitle.
Thank you.

*leaves*
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Calla_Lily_
Calla_Lily_: ........................................
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Kaizoe: Your copy of Fatboy Slim's Palookaville seems to be skipping during ... It's really hard to tell what is a verse and what is the chorus in Slash Dot Dash, but that part when it goes "...", so I guess your record is scratched.
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Calla_Lily_
Calla_Lily_: Yes, I need a pencil to unroll everything now.
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Kaizoe
Kaizoe: Sweet memes are made of these
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for some meme
Some of them want to meme you
Some of them want to be meme'd by you
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Calla_Lily_
Calla_Lily_:

Your meme is fat!
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Kaizoe: What's the hugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose, some say your toes.
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Kaizoe in reply to Calla_Lily_: Probably.
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Kaizoe: I think it's your mind.
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Kaizoe: All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.
A plague upon your ignorance and the gray despair of your ugly life.
Where did Annie go, when she went to town? Who are all those creeps that she brings around?
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies you believe.
A plague upon your ignorance that keeps the young from the truth they deserve.
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Kaizoe: Mood whiplash: listening to Tom Waits Hell Broke Luce, which is in the dark heavy corner of Tom Waits music, and it's followed by the Swedish group 50 Hertz and their song Stefan Lucas Hemliga Stövlar (Stefan Lucas' Secret Boots), a comedic song in this weird carnival-ish music about how trhe singer hates Stafan Lucas and his secret boots, which he (Stefan Lucas) probably can walk through a marsh with, and how Stefan would have been dead if he had been on the Titanic.
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Kaizoe: Is anal cheese art?
Art is anal cheese.
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Boo___: Anal cheese?
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Princess Noir
Princess Noir: ...
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Not even gonna ask.
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Kaizoe: Artisanal cheese.
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Kaizoe: I am messientist!! Isso kuurrru! Sonovabich!
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Kaizoe: Don't trust clowns, they are always up to funny business.
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Boo___: And they taste funny, too.
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Kaizoe: I guess, I haven't tasted clown.
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Kaizoe: There is, as of yet, no way to travel non-linearly through space. You might want to argue that any kind of curve make it non-linearly, but the only way to make non-linear travel is to just appear for no reason at a spot without having moved yourself in to the area beforehand.
If you ever travel non-linearly through space, you also travel non-linearly through time, because if no time has passed as you passed through an area, you haven't traveled through time, but then you also actually have traveled through time as no time passed when you traveled through the two spots in space without going through any of the space between the two spaces.
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Kaizoe: I'm thinking about getting in to the fake estate business. It's a safe market, the bubble for it hasn't burst yet.
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