Sheik Yerbouti (Kaizoe) Offline

32 Male from Örebro       141
         
I'll love an tolerate the shit out of you!

Be like water; wash everything away, flow softly, through the path of least resistance, and when the need arises; hit hard, and with a relentless fury.

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Kaizoe: Big mood.
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Typomato_: Burn the damn place down!
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Kaizoe: But it's your life!
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Typomato_: I dont know Y....but I am not gonna end up finding the X
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Kaizoe: ...I should slap you for that pun!
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Typomato_: *Knocks*

Hi, I need you to help me find the Siccin 5 movie with English subtitle.
Thank you.

*leaves*
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Calla_Lily_: ........................................
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Kaizoe: Your copy of Fatboy Slim's Palookaville seems to be skipping during ... It's really hard to tell what is a verse and what is the chorus in Slash Dot Dash, but that part when it goes "...", so I guess your record is scratched.
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Calla_Lily_
Calla_Lily_: Yes, I need a pencil to unroll everything now.
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Kaizoe
Kaizoe: Sweet memes are made of these
Who am I to disagree?
I traveled the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for some meme
Some of them want to meme you
Some of them want to be meme'd by you
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Calla_Lily_
Calla_Lily_:

Your meme is fat!
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Kaizoe
Kaizoe: What's the hugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose, some say your toes.
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Kaizoe in reply to Calla_Lily_: Probably.
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Kaizoe: I think it's your mind.
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Kaizoe: All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.
A plague upon your ignorance and the gray despair of your ugly life.
Where did Annie go, when she went to town? Who are all those creeps that she brings around?
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies you believe.
A plague upon your ignorance that keeps the young from the truth they deserve.
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Kaizoe: Mood whiplash: listening to Tom Waits Hell Broke Luce, which is in the dark heavy corner of Tom Waits music, and it's followed by the Swedish group 50 Hertz and their song Stefan Lucas Hemliga Stövlar (Stefan Lucas' Secret Boots), a comedic song in this weird carnival-ish music about how trhe singer hates Stafan Lucas and his secret boots, which he (Stefan Lucas) probably can walk through a marsh with, and how Stefan would have been dead if he had been on the Titanic.
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Kaizoe: Is anal cheese art?
Art is anal cheese.
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Boo___
Boo___: Anal cheese?
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Princess Noir
Princess Noir: ...
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Not even gonna ask.
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Kaizoe
Kaizoe: Artisanal cheese.
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Kaizoe: I am messientist!! Isso kuurrru! Sonovabich!
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Kaizoe: Don't trust clowns, they are always up to funny business.
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Boo___: And they taste funny, too.
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Kaizoe
Kaizoe: I guess, I haven't tasted clown.
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Kaizoe: There is, as of yet, no way to travel non-linearly through space. You might want to argue that any kind of curve make it non-linearly, but the only way to make non-linear travel is to just appear for no reason at a spot without having moved yourself in to the area beforehand.
If you ever travel non-linearly through space, you also travel non-linearly through time, because if no time has passed as you passed through an area, you haven't traveled through time, but then you also actually have traveled through time as no time passed when you traveled through the two spots in space without going through any of the space between the two spaces.
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Kaizoe: I'm thinking about getting in to the fake estate business. It's a safe market, the bubble for it hasn't burst yet.
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Kaizoe: Life is a lemon, and I want my money back.
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Boo___: Ill say that while sipping the lemonade I just made outta the lemons.
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Cage_Alien
Cage_Alien: Love lemons hate lite ;P
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Kaizoe: Demand your money back? No! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Kaizoe: They are inspiring to you?
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Boo___
Boo___: Of course. Free fucks and all lol.
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Kaizoe: ha ha ha, okay.
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