 Friends         |  kingnotprince: 1 month ago • Report • Link  0 View all 15 posts  kingnotprince in reply to Princess Melody: Gd to read and well as can be expected with the current situation! kingnotprince: 😂😂😂 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" (Post deleted by Thisgirlcan ) kingnotprince: A man just came to my door asking if I would be willing to help donate to the local high schools swimming pool. I came back with a glass of water. Is that wrong? kingnotprince: R.I.p verne troyr, best known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies and griphook in harry potter has died age 49! kingnotprince added new images to his gallery Few pics of dunfermline Abbey and the new dunfermline museum     43 New Pictures added to Few pics of dunfermline Abbey and the new dunfermline museum View all 6 posts kingnotprince: Ty and yeah nice wee place if you've never been and id never been before myself shooz till last week 😊 kingnotprince: Ok folks as of today chat uk will be no more as seems like everyones using other rooms now so whats the point of keeping an empty room 😔 it was a blast though and thanks to all who used it |
