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Love to travel and meet new people. Enjoy reading and going out w/ friends. Have lived in 3 different countries (Finland, Sweden and The Netherlands). Working in school as assistant teacher/hour teacher. Other interests are music and writing.

liquidpulp
liquidpulp: lost me air guitar and air house and air pet monke
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Nothing Makes Sense
Nothing Makes Sense: i lost my lego buddy. -whimpers some, walking off to visit the Bermuda Triangle-
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: werk, werk, werk
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: I am weekend
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: I am Monday morning
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Happy holidays
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: snow snow snow
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ally73
ally73: Happy birthday to you,
happy birtday to you,
happy birthday dear liquid,
happy birthday to you!!!

This one is for you my friend

Wish you a wonderful day!
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ally73
ally73: Do you know the relation between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together. Even though they never see each other...Friendship should be just like that.!!!!!!!! Life is like hell without FRIENDS. IT'S FRIEND WEEK'. Who is your Friend ? Send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them .See how many you get back. If you get more than 3, then you are a really ♥ lovable ♥ person ~smile ~
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ally73
ally73: Men could be so funny

VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
> > A battery has a positive side.

Why did God create woman ?
> > To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet..

Why do women fake orgasms ?
> > Because they think men care.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> > When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

Why do men pass gas more than women?
> > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's se*x drive by 90%..
> > It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
> > They want to.

Women will never be equal to men..
> > until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and still think they are sexy.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the bullsh * t !
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp to ally73: Hi dear,
Went out with friends last night and it took longer than I expected, now I feel like a zombie, but recovering. Hope to see you later = )
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ally73
ally73: Hi my Dear!

Did miss yo the last two days ... hope you're fine and we'll be online at the same time tomorrow

Ally
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: I am october
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Out hunting for food and goods
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Stop thinking and start dreaming
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Help me I'm happy
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: ¿ɐpıʌ ɐlɐɯ
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: I am addicted to Fur TV
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Hoppipolla
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Unhappy endings
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: ¿Qué horas son mi corazón?
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: One Flu over the cuckoo's nest
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: I am sick with flu
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Shave the world, shave the rainforest!
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Falling rocks, or does it?
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liquidpulp
liquidpulp: Cero y uno
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