Dessicate, concentrate, relocate, rehydrate.

For areas that have a safe water supply it would make sense to transport products in a dehydrated state, then rehydrate at home.

Pets ➡ people

It was once suggested to me that our domestication of pets creates in them self awareness, preparing their spirit to inhabit human form on their next incarnation 🤔

Proverbs

"they sell like hot cakes" , have heard this throughout my life, but i've never seen hot cakes for sale 🤔.

One for males ~ 'look before you leak' 😉.

"the early worm meets the bird" .

"as easy as falling off a piece of cake".

"a fool and his money can become president".

"never kiss a gift horse on the mouth".

Out of the mouths of babes.

When my lad was about 5yrs old, he struck a pose, and shouted at the top of his voice "He - man, bastard of the Universe", did my level best not to laugh 😂
Around the same time we visited his great aunt, and when he asked for a drink, she said to him "And what's the magic word ?", to which he replied "Abracadabra !" heh heh 😀

Not now...

Think i might have solved the issue of time travel. Leave the construction of the time machine to future peeps, and just designate a safe place for one to arrive. Start broadcasting a range of signals for the m/c to lock onto, the instant we hit on the right signal, the first travellers will arrive 😁. During a time hop the rest of existence will continue to move through space. This presents an almost insurmountable mathematical nightmare, figuring out where to aim for, our signal makes it simple.

Sweet n' light

Once, while working with a charity organising events for the elderly / housebound, i asked ppl for suggestions for prizes in the bingo. A little old lady approached me timidly and asked if we could get loose tea, instead of the teabags we usually got, because she found opening the bags "so fiddly" 😂

This may just be a british thing.....

There appears to be a much higher percentage of people with speech anomalies in broadcasting, than there is in society. It occurred to me that one contributing factor could be a shortage of verbal feedback in their early years, and getting into broadcasting allows them to say, loud and clear, "Look at me Ma/Pa. 🤔
The choice of the word lisp seems a bit mean, surely lithp would have been
kinder.

If you don't know all the words, improvise :-]

*Row row row your boat, gently down the stream.
Merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream.
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You can bring the strawberries, and i will bring the cream.
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If you put the kettle on, don't go near the steam.
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Look at all the fishes here, there's roach and chubb and bream.
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Love and trust and honesty, are what makes us a team.
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If you see a crocodile, don't forget to screeeeeam 😉

Unfinished songs

🎤 Man on the corner shouting " Late Night Final " , the girlish laughter from the gents urinal, the way my foreskin stings, these foolish things, remind me of you 😏