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My "location" does not mean you should add me as a friend, I will NOT hookup with you or talk to you about the local delicacies.
My being "female" does not mean you should ask me for nudes.
My being "friendly" does not mean I wanna be your long distance paramour.
My being "online" doesn't mean i need to pm/snapchat/hangouts with you.
I'm a massive bitch. Don't say I didn't warn you. Get a life. Get Tinder. POF. Whatever you think will make you happy - I will not.

Mira
Mira: a little more kindness, a little less judgement
- Buddha
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P R I M E 8 in reply to Mira: šŸ˜‚
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Safira_ in reply to Dawn: Lmao Dawn that's exactly where my head went!
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Amazinone: I Buhdda
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Mira: Thank you bubu
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Mira
Mira: Diabulimia - world's most dangerous eating disorder.
Diabulimia is where people with type 1 diabetes purposely inject themselves with less insulin than they need for the purposes of weight loss.
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Mira: OMG it's so hot here today i only wanna wear underwear and a crown all day
#nopicswillbeprovided
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Reckless_Dave
Reckless_Dave: #youactuallywearclothes?
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Mira in reply to Reckless_Dave: I don't wear bikinis all day long ykno lol
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Mira: *bedtime confession*
I relate to the phrase "chillin like a villain"

It implies that I'm calm but ready to be an axe murderer at any time
šŸ”Ŗ
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Mira in reply to chatingagainbro: go away widower
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Mira in reply to P R I M E 8:
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Mira
Mira: drama -
girl: i like to hang out with guys cuz there is no drama
me: i like to hang out by myself cuz there is no drama and no pants
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Safira_: *hangs out with guys with no pants*
Pass the popcorn please?
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Mira: DEF LEPPARD - POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
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Mira: I got more important things to think about....
I got a yoghurt to finish by today the expiry date is TODAY!
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Dawn
Dawn: Hmm... my important task today is to stare into space and contemplate life and what to have for dinner.
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Mira in reply to Dawn: And how much car bill setting you back? :
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Cockalorum
Cockalorum: O yoplait, how you thought it was cute to give me a facial every time I open the foil top.
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Mira
Mira: Jakk: I lowkey notice everything, so don't try to hide shit from me
*hides cake*
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Jakk has Mojo
Jakk has Mojo: I already tradedthe cake for a sandwich!
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Mira
Mira: *relationship status updated*
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ryan49er1
ryan49er1: hope it doesnt end up guacamole
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Just Donna
Just Donna: Really happy for you Mira as for Frank
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Mira in reply to Just Donna: beat him beat him!!!!
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Mira: most weekdays I'm 99% sure I'm a Disney villain......
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Mira
Mira: Maleficent???
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ruphisleaking: the weirdo who dances with dick van dyke
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Stanky Iguana
Stanky Iguana: also looks like the lady of the forest from dragon age
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Mira: Meow
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Mira
Mira:
half of my hearts got a grip on the situation
half of my heart takes time
half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that I can't keep loving you with half of my heart.....
John Mayer - Half Of My Heart
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Mira in reply to Springs Thorn:
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Reckless_Dave
Reckless_Dave: Half my heart say to walk away.
Half my heart says try it for one more day.
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Mira in reply to Reckless_Dave: šŸ˜
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Mira
Mira: i am the mess you chose, the closet you cannot close, the devil in you...i suppose
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Mira in reply to alba_s:
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alba_s
alba_s: xx
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Jakk has Mojo
Jakk has Mojo: one of my fav songs
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Mira: eh?
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Mira: really?
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Srchng4Truth
Srchng4Truth: That's a lot of messages
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Mira
Mira: 70% was from lidia so nothing special lol
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Jadeee2020
Jadeee2020: Ouch. Lol
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Mira
Mira: to all my wire friends: shine on you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. ya'll are my peeps
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Dewie_Heart: Iā€™m not an alcoholic....
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ShortyDaPimp: Alcoholics go to meeting lol
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Mira
Mira: hi
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Drowned: sup?
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Johnyd2811: I cant see down your top very well.
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Mira:
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Mira: mira on a mission quotes the art of war
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Mira
Mira in reply to Rice Rice Baby: ya eastern wu
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby: You said*
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Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby: Ahhhhhh then I got it right! Haha
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Mira: ...... this is so me
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Mira
Mira in reply to alba_s: All my friends who are married with 3 kids and do baby-talk, all get this text from me
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Dawn
Dawn: there are other forms of friendships?
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Mira
Mira in reply to Dawn: Certain degrees of friends?
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Mira:
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rowdy50: WOW
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Mira:
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alba_s
alba_s: run, donna. lol
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Esa_Ladronasa
Esa_Ladronasa: Whats wrong babe
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Mira
Mira in reply to Esa_Ladronasa: All sorted now hun
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Mira
Mira: overthinking...
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Springs Thorn
Springs Thorn: me too
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Evalyn512
Evalyn512: you okay babes?
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Dewie_Heart: It happens
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