My "location" does not mean you should add me as a friend, I will NOT hookup with you or talk to you about the local delicacies.
My being "female" does not mean you should ask me for nudes.
My being "friendly" does not mean I wanna be your long distance paramour.
My being "online" doesn't mean i need to pm/snapchat/hangouts with you.
I'm a massive bitch. Don't say I didn't warn you. Get a life. Get Tinder. POF. Whatever you think will make you happy - I will not.
Mira: Diabulimia - world's most dangerous eating disorder.
Diabulimia is where people with type 1 diabetes purposely inject themselves with less insulin than they need for the purposes of weight loss.
Mira: OMG it's so hot here today i only wanna wear underwear and a crown all day
Mira: *bedtime confession*
I relate to the phrase "chillin like a villain"
It implies that I'm calm but ready to be an axe murderer at any time
Mira: drama -
girl: i like to hang out with guys cuz there is no drama
me: i like to hang out by myself cuz there is no drama and no pants
Mira: I got more important things to think about....
I got a yoghurt to finish by today the expiry date is TODAY!
half of my hearts got a grip on the situation
half of my heart takes time
half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that I can't keep loving you with half of my heart.....
John Mayer - Half Of My Heart