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MoonlightBob: The boys of summer, are approaching winter. I'm the only one left from the front row, and found out today the guy standing behind me is in the hospital and won't be going home. I've known him since I was five years old. Call your old friends.
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MoonlightBob: They got #1 right. Twenty greatest guitar solos in rock history. David Gilmour, Comfortably Numb.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/ranked-the-20-greatest-guitar-solos-in-rock-history/ss-BB1lJPxK?ocid=msedgntp&pc=LCTS&cvid=c4a0e460af974d19b4cd1c4c446b246e&ei=74

MoonlightBob: In case you missed. A SNL classic.

MoonlightBob: In case you missed SNL last night, the opening was hilarious.

MoonlightBob: I ate a gummie, put the headphones on, and listened to this last night. Brilliant.

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MoonlightBob: Love this song. I always imagine she's singing to me.

MoonlightBob: Watch Top Chef tonight. Madison is looking pretty good.

MoonlightBob: Happy National Siblings Day, from an only child.

MoonlightBob: If you don't see me on the 24th, you'll know what happened.

MoonlightBob: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

MoonlightBob: A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says,
"Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything; however,
your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on...

"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build one.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

So, the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.

But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this

is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five

incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher

now, she might be disappointed.

It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.


The doctor comes back the next day,
"So, have you spoken with wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes," says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor...


"We're getting granite counter tops."

MoonlightBob: Montezuma's Revenge hit yesterday I missed an entire day. Feeling better, wedding pics to come.