tallboy61: ive tugged my pud almost constantly with or without a girlfriend . No body does it better . I once got a chick to toss me off with her feet but a combination of warty skin and a fungal nail infection brought on a droop quicker then a crate of Fosters . To answer the original question is a good wallet better then good sex id have to say the good wallet wins hands down. As my business grew and my wallet got fatter I found that my chicks got thinner and I could change them as one would a stiff pair of socks (but with a more pungent odour). Just to make this a little more serious how many words are there for masturbation ? wank , racking off , tossing off , pulling the pud , choking the chicken , can you think of anymore ?