mtanefer Offline

38 Single Male    8

Blog

a messege from Syrians to Americans

a messege from all Syrians to all Americans who Syrians respect them all
we love you american people we love you very much that you shar us the humenity and we would like to shar you the world bulding but please tell your goverment to leave us alone
we can resolve our problems by our self
we like our president Bashar AL- Assad very much and we trust him much more and more . Syria is very strong ... very strong for the moment and it will be for ever .

I win it

what can you do in 10000$

I am so sad of you

I wrote you a comment , why you didnt ?

TWO NUNS

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to attack us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both ,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?





~




~



~




~




~


~


SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.


~



~



~





~




~


SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.



~



~



~




~




~




~





~




~



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?


~



~



~




~




~




~




~



SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.