Friends | Jusj cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Ponx8-pkc\ are yaar jo khuch bhi jana ho mere bare me mujse puch lena me free hi rehta hu dontworry Nitin: ![]() ![]() Aaj ki farmaish Billu Munni aur Shamp ki Raampur Meerut aur Itava se, sangeet hai Sohail Sen ka, bol hain Dr. Irshad Kamil ke, pesh karte hain, har aashiq ke dil ko kuredane wala gaana, kaisa ye ishq hai, ajab sa risk hai. koi bole dariya hai [kaisa, kaisa hai isq] koi maane sehra hai [kaisa, kaisa hai isq] koi sone sa tole re koi maati sa bole re koi bole ke chandi ka hai chhura hota aise ye mauke pe roka jaaye na roke se achha hota hai, hota ye bura kaisa ye isq hai ai ai... ajab sa risk hai.. kaisa ye isq hai ai ai... ajab sa risk hai.. ajab sa risk hai.. kaisa ye ishq hai kaisa ye ishq hai kaisa ye ishq hai musqilon mein ye daale jo bhi chahe kara le badle ye dilo'n ke faisle mann ka mauji isq to ji albeli si raho'n pe le chale koi peechhe na aage hai phir bhi jaane kyun bhaage hai maare ishqe ka ishqe ka dil mera isqe uske ye hisse mein tere mere ye qisse mein maula seekhe bin seekhe bin de sikha kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai ga ga ga ga ga ma ga ga ga ga ga ga ma ga ga ga ga ga ga ma ga re sa re dha ni naina laage to jaage bina dori ya dhaage bandhte hain do naina khwaab se na ata ho na pata ho kore naino mein koi aa base [x2 times] iska uska na iska hai jaane kitna hai kiska hai kaisi bhaasa mein bhasa mein hai likha iske uske ye hisse mein tere mere ye kisse mein maula seekhe bin seekhe bin de sikha kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai.. kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai.. kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai.. kaisa ye isq hai, ajab sa risk hai.. Nitin: !!..GiRlz Ke Dil Ki Baat..!! Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota hai, waise har ek BOYFRIEND zaruri hota hai... Koi phone mai hamare balance dalwaye, Koi naya naya phone dilaye.. Ek muje branded kapre dilaye or ek muje dominoz mai pizza khilaye... . Koi looks mai hero, koi ghost hota hai... Par har ek boyfriend zaruri hota hai... . Koi darling , koi sweet heart , koi janu , koi bakra hota hai... Par har ek boyfriend zaruri hota hai... .. Nitin: Girl: We're best friend,right? Boy:Yes,of course Girl: So be honest with me,who do ... you like? Boy: No one.I love someone. Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky Boyefinitely.I've loved her, ever since I met her Girl:Really?Well,since we're best friends, I wanna meet her.Go call her. Boy: Oh okay. & Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her. Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call *Answers the phone. Boy: I love you♥ *Like if u like it* Nitin: Girl : proposed a Boy: . . ... I fell in love wd u d minute i saw u. will u marry me?..... . . . Boy : urdu bolo mekon english nai aaaOndi . . . . . Girl : kuch nai bhai barsat ho rhi hai ....... Nitin: The Most HARD one ! Find ♪ in 10 seconds ! Like If You FIND. ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♪♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ Nitin: Ek Aurat Ek Bhikari se- Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahin Toh Dekha Hai . . . Bhikari - Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi Toh WIRECLUB pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath! Nitin: Girl : *crying* ♥ Guy : Whats wrong? ♥ Girl : Nothing. ... ♥ Guy : *hugs the girl* and said Sorry . ♥ Girl : Why did you say sorry? ♥ Guy : Cause I wasn't there to protect you from the person who made you cry. ♥ Like the post ,if you want to be hugged by some one *forever* ♥*Thumbs Up* If You Agree Nitin: एक आदमी एक दिन में इतना ऑक्सीजन लेता है जितने में 3 ऑक्सीजन के सिलेंडर भरे जा सकते हैं | एक ऑक्सीजन सिलेंडर की कीमत होती है रु.700 इस तरह हम देखते हैं कि एक आदमी एक दिन में रु.2100 (700X3) की ऑक्सीजन लेता है और 1 साल में रु.766500 कि और अपने पूरे जीवन (अगर आदमी कि उम्र 65 साल हो) में लगभग रु. 5 करोड़ का ऑक्सीजन लेता है जो कि पेड़-पौधों द्वारा हमे फ्री में मिलता है और हम उन्ही पेड़ पौधों को समाप्त कर रहे है | Nitin: While your ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention while your giving her problems another guy is listening to her problems while your too busy for her another guy is making time for her while you making her cry another guy is trying to make her smile while your not sure if you still want her another guys already figured it out. Nitin: Young Generation ko sabse jyada Tension kab hoti hai??? . . . . . . . Jab wo so kar uthte hain & unka mobile kisi aur k paas hota hai.. Nitin: Wat is ur Month?? People born in January are old and alert Feb are lucky and loyal March are Naughty and Genius April are caring and strong May are Sensitive and practical June are Romantic and curious July are Adventurous and honest Aug are Active and hardworking Sep are Loving and pretty Oct are Stylish and friendly Nov are Nice and creative Dec are Confident and freedom loving Hit like n comment if u find it true about you.. Nitin: Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? ... Boy: Why ? Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.... MORAL: zyada lecture dene se beijjti bhi ho jaati hai...:- Nitin: A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down. I am scared. Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me. In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even Nitin: __________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1______________________________ _________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶______________________________ _________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____________________________ _________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶____________________________ _________¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶____________________________ _________¶¶1¶¶¶1111_1¶11¶¶¶¶¶¶____________________ __________11____11__1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__________________ ___________11__1111_1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_________________ ____________11_11111¶¶¶¶¶¶111¶1¶¶¶1_______________ ____________1¶111_11¶¶¶1_11¶11¶¶¶¶¶¶______________ ____________¶¶1_1111¶¶¶¶__11__1¶¶1¶¶¶_____________ ___________¶¶¶¶1_____¶¶11______1¶¶¶¶¶¶____________ __________¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1___¶¶¶_11111_1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_________ _______¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶1__1¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶¶1________ _____¶¶11¶¶1¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶111¶¶¶¶¶¶11___11_______ ____¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶_1¶1_¶¶¶1¶¶1¶¶1111¶1¶¶¶¶______11______ ____¶¶¶¶1_1¶¶1¶¶1_¶1_1¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶________11_____ ___1¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶__¶¶1¶¶¶1¶11¶1¶¶¶11_¶_________111____ ___1¶¶¶¶¶¶_1¶¶1¶¶1_¶1_¶11¶¶¶¶¶¶1_1________1111____ ___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶__¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶1¶1_________11_11____ ___¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶1¶¶11¶1¶¶1¶¶1¶¶1_________11___11___ __¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶11¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶11_________111_____1¶__ __¶¶¶¶¶¶1_1¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶1¶11¶¶¶¶__________111_____11¶__ __¶¶¶¶¶¶1___________111___________111___1___11¶¶1_ __¶¶¶¶¶¶11111___________________1¶11_________1¶¶__ __¶¶¶¶¶1_11¶¶¶¶¶1111111_1_____11¶¶___________1____ __¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶¶11¶¶¶1¶¶1¶¶11_11¶¶¶_¶¶___________1____ __¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶1¶¶1¶¶11¶¶1¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶1_¶¶11______1__11___ __¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶_¶¶11¶¶1¶¶1¶¶11¶¶1_¶¶11_________11___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶1¶¶11¶11¶¶1¶¶¶11¶1_¶¶1__________11___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶11¶1_¶¶_¶¶1_¶1_¶1¶¶¶¶1_¶¶1________1_11___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶1_¶¶1___________1___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶1_¶¶1___________1___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶11111111¶¶___ _1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶1_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1___ __¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶____ __¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ __¶111¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ __¶1__1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ __1111_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ __¶_¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ __¶1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_____ ___1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶______ _______¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1______ _______1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_______ _______¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1____1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶________ _______¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_____¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶_________ _______¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_____1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶1_________ Nitin: Hit the like if you find "Rat" in 30 sec CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATRATCATCATCATCATCATCAT CATCATCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT This OnE HARd XD Nitin: LIKE or LOVE me kya diff he? Kisi me kuch Ache Gun dekho aur wo pasand aaye vo LIKE 0r kisime Bure Gun dekho fir bhi pasand aaye vo LOVE.. Nitin: Can you find the 'S' with in 10 seconds. Hit like to this page if you will find it: 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 555S 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 5555 Nitin: Khubsoorti ki kami ko ikhlaq pura kar sakta hai.... Magar Ikhlaq ki kami ko khubsorti pura nahi kar sakti.... >>>>Nitin Nitin: Suno!! Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai, Kabhi Saanso K Chalne Pe, ... Kabhi Dil K Machalnay Pe, Kabhi Barish Barasnay Pe, Kabhi Aankhen Chalakne Pe, Kabhi Chanda Nikal Pe, Kabhi Suraj K Dhalne Pe, Kabhi Shab K Andheron Me, Kabhi Din K Sawairon Me, Kabhi Logo K Melay Me, Kabhi Tanha Akele Me, Tumhari, Bus Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai… Suno!! Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai... 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