 Friends         | I don't look for trouble. I am trouble.  Nasty Boy: 3 years ago • Report • Link   1 View all 12 posts  jasonpiton17: Not fine 6 months ago • Report 0  Lucy Bullish Pearl: Maybe 6 months ago • Report 0 jasonpiton17: No 6 months ago • Report 0 Nasty Boy: Things that piss me off. People that give my telephone number out so I start getting spa, calls from fucking far flung places Like Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. People that punch dogs in the face to keep them quiet. Hopefully the dog will kill them in their sleep. My cat getting into the refrigerator.......mildly annoying. women that wear sunflower dresses .I'm afraid of sunflowers. They creep me out. Way too big. lol Getting my socks wet. Getting my account suspended on Wire When street traffic and bus operators blast their horns. It's FCKING LOUD......and I'm trying to get some sleep. People in front of ,me on line who should be behind me Italians piss me off. Why the fuck do they put cheese on everything? Cheese pisses me off....especially Cheez Whizz. WTF that's fake cheese!!! It's not supposed to come out of a can. Aussies piss me off. WTF is " Tasty Cheese"......it's called CHEDDAR!!!!! Bisexual women......that's called gay. People their head on the pillow and instantly fall asleep. Damn that pisses me off. I have trouble sleeping. Mascara commercials asking women if they're ready for endless eyelashes. WTF, your eyelids would fall off. Breast implants. You ever see those women trying to fix their lopsided tits...  Men that grow their beards and shave their balls.....WTFFFF? Humanity.....all of it People forgetting my birthday......well my niece remembered she bought me a new knife. That was nice. What pisses you off? Nasty Boy: Why do you love him? He doesn't know the color of your eyes While I have counted every eyelash..............G. Bequer Nasty Boy: Every day is Valentine's... when my heart is burning Each and every day... it is YOU for who I'm yearning thy beauty so stunning... it would silence a hall Your charisma indescribable... unsurpassed by them all For that is the reason... this day must be Devoted to you... my wonderful TV..........lollz hahahaha Anyone have beautiful valentines day poem theyd like to share? View all 4 posts JEEZUS: Yup...you should totally be a books on tape guy ..also solid choice on frost, he does really good poetry that sits with you after you've read or heard it Greyfeather: Yes, winning alone is nothing without experience of failure which is trial and trial is not always about winning but the more one tries the more there are possibilities, one cant exist without the other.. Nasty Boy: Standing on the sidewalk last Saturday, enjoying a drink and conversation in the frosty air alongside fellow patrons , a woman starts telling me how she DESERVES a gorgeous boyfriend with all these incredible qualities. So I ask her "Why she deserves such a specimen?" She replies......."Because I'm BEAUTIFUL, INDEPENDENT and HIGHLY, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. So I was like, no shit you must me member of MENSA?, lol. She replies "MENSA? WAS DAT?" |
