 Friends         |  arasulubatli: hello all 7 years ago • Report • Link 0  NooNong to EstebanChina: I think its not late to introduce my self ,I'm Noo-Nong Nice to meet you^^ I hope to chat wiht u again^^ NooNong: But only love can say try again or walk away ,But I believe for you and me the sun will shine one day.........>>Only love:Trademark  (◣◢)Amen☀: ╔╗ ║║ ║╚═╦══╦══╦══╦╗─╔╗ ║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║─║║ ║║║║╔╗║╚╝║╚╝║╚═╝║ ╚╝╚╩╝╚╣╔═╣╔═╩═╗╔╝ ──────║║─║║─╔═╝║ ──────╚╝─╚╝─╚══╝ ───────────╔╗─────────╔╗ ───────────║║─────────║║ ╔╗╔╗╔╦══╦══╣║╔╦══╦═╗╔═╝║ ║╚╝╚╝║║═╣║═╣╚╝╣║═╣╔╗╣╔╗║ ╚╗╔╗╔╣║═╣║═╣╔╗╣║═╣║║║╚╝║ ─╚╝╚╝╚══╩══╩╝╚╩══╩╝╚╩══╝  Who What Where When: B][E][A][U][T][I][F][U][L] [S][P][I][R][I][T] AWARD! Once you've been given this award, your mission is to paste this on the wall of 8 wonderful people who deserve it. If you receive more than 3, you really are thought highly of, because of your kindness, loyalty and character you've shown to friends and peers. ♥ Who What Where When: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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