[My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.]
[fat wanna be ugly girl hipster/wannabe/mister] - FF
[drunken neckbag camwitch] - PC
[you BOC gay fat lesbian wanna be hipster tranny lard-turd new ager, pagan] - B
[pagan is looking for a hero but she will settle for a gyro] - Wiz
[fuggin plagiaristic lemon titted sailor moon peewee ass bish] - Bish
[pagan is dangerous, a killer and druggie]-sm
[ hah....bish the mighty chatroom superwench] - Bish
[pagan is a passive psychopath] - IW
[nothing poetic about you. you're hard edged and brutish and frankly strange. strange bird. oddity. pink goo] - WJD
[You won't be fully functional so you'll be able to maintain your job at the hotdog stand. But you'll never exceed it.] - Taco
[I was going to send pagan a computer but I didn't because I knew it would make her feel all weird and obligated to drive in a diaper to do stuff to me]- WoO
[my fav drunk with a thigh gap] -MyMomSaysImACatch
[Pagan is a pyramid of men taking turns pressing enter] - Stir
[ pagan is fifteen guys in a computer lab. There's like 6 pregnant cats between them.] - Stir
[Nobody's ever been able to squeeze the lemon that is pagan to answer the pagan question. She obfuscates.] -Stir
Believe it or not, despite their aggressive dispositions you may witness here
Predator and Alien are heavily and romantically involved. They share a rare love.
Cooled down with help from Raphael, the ninja turtle
And played some precarious "I, Spy"... bUzZzZz bUzZz
Chilly nighttime lake walk
Listening to ospreys screech
Saying hello to a fluttering friend...
Enjoyin' dino art when I heard then spotted 2 owls...
I was most interested in the one most interested in me...
When one gazes into the abyss called the eyes of an owl,
the abyss blinks slowly and gazes back...
A dragonfly patiently posed for me 💚
as did the dino art during my park walk...
I brought one of my dinosaurs from home
so like could be amongst like...
Towering oaks with heavy branches reaching to ensnare you...
Don't you like to look up and admire dizzying patterns of treetops?
A most splendid but brief garden walk....
-Florida leaf-footed bug hitched a ride on the car...
-An eagle said hello during my long walk...
-Sunset... need I say more?
Dungeons and Dragons or Zombies and Mindflayers or something...
No,YoU CaN'T HaVe OuR BrAiNssSsSS!
*everybody say cheeeeeese!*
EDGAR ALLAN POE [born today Jan 19, 1809] - a Gothic writer, critic, and poet who possessed a mastery of mystery and melancholy that I've always admired and been grateful for...
[I was never really insane, except on occasions where my heart was touched.]
[Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence…']
[If a poem hasn't ripped apart your soul; you haven't experienced poetry.]
[Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.]
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milaz0id: “I was never really insane except upon occasions” < my fave too. and also “The ninety and nine are with dreams, content, but the hope of the world made new, is the hundredth man who is grimly bent on making those dreams come true.”
Dungeons and Dragons coloring book I snagged at a closing book store...
[ Evil Wizard Checklist------------------------------------
If you're an evil wizard, here's what you do:
1. Get a tower
2. Fill it with monsters, treasure and a ton of traps
3. Circle it all with a wall of fire
4. Get a manticore (or two) to guard it along with some orcs
5. Laugh maniacally ]
Eagle watchin' and readin' and lake therapy...
Someone asked me there, "People still READ?"