In defence of my vice

I have no defence.

Dear Santa

I would like a job not too far away plus in my area of expertise. Thank you.

Do not shop at Kohl's Department Store, Connecticut, USA

Unfortunately, they double charged me for my items and promised me store credit which I never received.

A bizarre gift

An outfit 2 sizes bigger. Never wore it. Don't know what happened to it.

Things I would take with me to a desert island

1. Seeds.
2. Brush.
3. Toothbrush and toothpaste.

What I am afraid of

Not finding a job.

Songs I would put on a road trip mix CD

Number 1 song would be anything by Queen.
Number 2 song would be Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues.
Number 3 song would be Lace and Whiskey by Alice Cooper.

Defending my vice

Candy is good for me, it makes me a very sweet person.

Another Interview, another rejection.

How I would spend $10,000

I would hire a consultant to find a job for me.