Friends | am good Princeprecious01: There is no angry way to say 'bubbles.'
12 years ago • Report • Link 0 Princeprecious01: Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of. Princeprecious01: The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!" |