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a moment.

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omg u should REALLY be discerning for a moment and admire the humor in irony. It's beauty, and uncanny presence in nearly every situation.
You know what, It's the guy who notices the crowd surrounding something 'dead'. Walks over to them and puts both arms on their shoulders and laughs and says, "Oh and we're distracted by a dummy they tossed out the building." "Yeah... this can't be a good thing, while u lot r lookin at that.... u might wanna take a look at whats goin on in your pockets."

Irony comes in many forms. I'm sure you're familiar with some instances.

Inny whey.


~Light within
Dark without
Dark within
Light without~

When ever, How ever, What ever that means.

David Firth's earlier work

YouTube this was His experiment to se eif stop frame would be any better than usin an slr camera. The result certainly suggests so visually. Beautiuful visuals and effects, in my opinion. Soo much work put into it.




OK I;m off to watch some more salad fingers.

Random question.

if a bunch of matches is called a book of matches
what are a bunch of books called?

Newly wed joke

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"



High Mile Clubbin
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a b~wxwzw." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

Something Good Something Bad



Welcome to the Fun House Lads and Lasses. Gather round and take a deep breath, smell that Mimosa?


dig it now.





Charlie.....
"You have the love of humanity in your hearts,you don't hate; only the unloved hate. The unloved and the unnatural."_Charlie Chaplin