Friends | Choose life Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently And choose watching history repeat itself Choose your future Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen And then… take a deep breath You’re an addict, so be addicted Just be addicted to something else Choose the ones you love Choose your future Choose life Mandzilla: Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halotosis! View all 9 posts mishamigo: ty 4 letting me draw him! very nice clear photograph, btw. very professionally taken. did u do it or was it done specially? btw, he really is a lovely dog, black lab? pure_sin: And just cos I can ask - is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask !! pure_sin: Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed, which is mad cos those places are really well lit !! pure_sin: Kinda cool my car is at the garage and they loaned me a black Audi Q5 to drive they trust meeeee haha google it lol pure_sin: I hate Mondays waaaaa anyway this bloke said to me I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar so I said is that a fret !! pure_sin: Cold n wet here too just adds to the joy of a 45 min commute and then the really cool bit is 3 sets of roadworks lmao but hey ho got to listen to music and sing lol pure_sin: Ok back by popular demand well Mandzilla anyway more jokes but be careful what u wish for lol ... people always tell me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for !! Mandzilla: Lmao! Ehh more of a nightmare isn't it? that was definitely in the top five, well it will be when you get to posting five anyway Don't quit the day job just yet I beg you.. pure_sin: Why is Henry's wife covered in toothmarks? Because he's Tudor !! That's it I am stopping before I either get shot or banned by Buzzen or both lol Mandzilla: He's Tudor... he's chewed her... ughhh that one is awful. Love it! Ahh quitting while you're ahead, very wise lol pure_sin: lol Ioved the way u analysed my awful joke made me smile and yeh u gotta quit when u winning haha I think I will just do jokes on special occasions Christmas, the queens birthday that kinda thing maybe .... Mandzilla: Yeah just had to double check the punchline really was as bad as it appeared to be... turns out it was Hmm yeah quite right, you don't want to go and spoil us all. Keep the audience wanting more! pure_sin: Sittin here ready to go out for dinner waiting for my kids to get ready <sigh> so I am taking the opportunity to delete all the German names from my mobile phone so it is now Hans free !! Sorry all I just had to share that one lol pure_sin: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. pure_sin: I went to Sainsbury's after work yesterday and swapped 100 raisins for 50 sultanas I can't believe the current exchange rate ....... |
Choose life
Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares
Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently
And choose watching history repeat itself
Choose your future
Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn
Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work
And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen
And then… take a deep breath
You’re an addict, so be addicted
Just be addicted to something else
Choose the ones you love
Choose your future
Choose life