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Choose life
Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares
Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently
And choose watching history repeat itself
Choose your future
Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn
Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work
And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen
And then… take a deep breath
You’re an addict, so be addicted
Just be addicted to something else
Choose the ones you love
Choose your future
Choose life

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pure_sin: Trainspotting 2 update ...

Choose life
Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares
Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently
And choose watching history repeat itself
Choose your future
Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn
Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work
And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen
And then… take a deep breath
You’re an addict, so be addicted
Just be addicted to something else
Choose the ones you love
Choose your future
Choose life
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Mandzilla: Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halotosis!
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pure_sin: Lmao that made me laugh out loud the dog is staring at me now !!
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Numanmusic: Ur An Animal Mandz lmao x
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pure_sin: if u play this link make sure the volume is down or u wearin headphones !!

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mishamigo
mishamigo: ty 4 letting me draw him! very nice clear photograph, btw. very professionally taken. did u do it or was it done specially? btw, he really is a lovely dog, black lab?
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mishamigo: oh, btw once i've drawn him, i will upload the pic. hope u like it!
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pure_sin
pure_sin: That sounds great thank you so much and I am sure I will 😀
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mishamigo
mishamigo: did u draw this?!
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pure_sin: And just cos I can ask - is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask !!
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: This one is my new favourite, so perfect haha
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pure_sin
pure_sin: I spent the last three days alone trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more.
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Yes you do
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pure_sin: Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed, which is mad cos those places are really well lit !!
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Another reason not to visit IKEA
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pure_sin: Kinda cool my car is at the garage and they loaned me a black Audi Q5 to drive they trust meeeee haha google it lol
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pure_sin: I hate Mondays waaaaa anyway this bloke said to me I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar so I said is that a fret !!
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Yikes hope things ended CHORDially. Haha okay must admit I did like that one!
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pure_sin
pure_sin: Lmao very good u hear the one about the clowns that got divorced they are in a custardy battle !!
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Lmao owwww no damn you're on a roll
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pure_sin
pure_sin: Cold n wet here too just adds to the joy of a 45 min commute and then the really cool bit is 3 sets of roadworks lmao but hey ho got to listen to music and sing lol
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halo123
halo123: that makes sense now bloody rain stop singing lol
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pure_sin
pure_sin: Ok back by popular demand well Mandzilla anyway more jokes but be careful what u wish for lol ... people always tell me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for !!
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Lmao! Ehh more of a nightmare isn't it? that was definitely in the top five, well it will be when you get to posting five anyway Don't quit the day job just yet I beg you..
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pure_sin: Why is Henry's wife covered in toothmarks? Because he's Tudor !! That's it I am stopping before I either get shot or banned by Buzzen or both lol
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: He's Tudor... he's chewed her... ughhh that one is awful. Love it!
Ahh quitting while you're ahead, very wise lol
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pure_sin
pure_sin: lol Ioved the way u analysed my awful joke made me smile and yeh u gotta quit when u winning haha I think I will just do jokes on special occasions Christmas, the queens birthday that kinda thing maybe ....
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Mandzilla: Yeah just had to double check the punchline really was as bad as it appeared to be... turns out it was Hmm yeah quite right, you don't want to go and spoil us all. Keep the audience wanting more!
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pure_sin: Sittin here ready to go out for dinner waiting for my kids to get ready <sigh> so I am taking the opportunity to delete all the German names from my mobile phone so it is now Hans free !! Sorry all I just had to share that one lol
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla in reply to pure_sin: Headshot it is then lol And yeah I can believe that haha
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pure_sin in reply to Mandzilla: Don't say I didn't warn you see my new post lol
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: Hmm do I dare? Reallyyy shouldn't... well okay then lol
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Random weird lady: Happy birthday sin hope you have a great day 😁
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pure_sin: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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pure_sin: I went to Sainsbury's after work yesterday and swapped 100 raisins for 50 sultanas I can't believe the current exchange rate .......
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Mandzilla
Mandzilla: *groans* Haha good one
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halo123: rolls eyes lol
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